ALF wants cats... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

ALF wants cats...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)

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Think of it, a world free of cats...a truly amazing & wonderous act of goodwill by ALF, eating them all...LOL

ALF WANTS CATS… CATS ARE CUTE, WHEN KITTENS, CUDDLY AND PLAYFUL LIKE WEARING MITTENS, CERTAIN CATS IN MY LIFE HAVE BEEN FUN, LOVED THEM NO END, NEVER DID THEY RUN, WHEN SEEING ME THEY CAME, SAT WITH ME, NEVER GAVE THEM ANYTHING not NONE… OTHERS HAVE DOWNRIGHT BEEN MEAN, USUALLY WHEN I WALKED NEAR, FLED THE SCENE, OH SURE THEY CAME NEARBY, WHEN FOOD WAS NEAR, I WOULDN’T FEED THEM, LET THEM BECOME LEAN… SO FOR ALL YOU CAT LOVERS OUT THERE, PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHERE I AM COMING FROM, YES FOR SURE PLEASE BE AWARE, THAT MY LOVE FOR CATS WANES, WHEN THEY TREAT ME, LIKE SO MUCH POOP IN THEIR KITTY LITTER BOX, BURYING ME WITH ALL THAT STUFF IN THERE, THE GOOP… DOGS, A NOBLE ANIMAL, WILL DIE FOR THEIR MASTERS, WILL PROTECT THEM FROM PEOPLE I MIGHT CALL BASTARDS, WILL COME WHEN CALLED, AND SIT ON MY FOOT, HAPPY TO BE GIVEN THE LEAST BIT OF GOOD, like Rufuz, he is oh so happy to just be around his dad, as his dad is the same with regards him… cats basically don’t give a damn, so give them to alf, he has eight stomachs, plenty of room to eat all the cats, that give me the most trouble, that’s where this is at… (ed)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 9, 2004

I watched Alf :-) When the blender when on, people were worried! LOL cute write.

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)

Okay, so it's really a dog eat cat world! Or make that an Alf eat cat world. Ed, you'd like MY cat. He thinks he's a doggone dawg.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

(((Ed)))

As a cat lover extraordinaire, you would think I would be offended by this write, but I am NOT! I thought this was adorably funny! LOL

Some cat lovers may get mad at you for writing this, but I won't! You don't like cats, not all people do. Not all people like dogs either, so I guess that makes us even. I am NOT particularly fond of dogs as a rule, but there ARE dogs I like! I especially love Rufuz, and I love Pomeranians, cocker spaniels, and Labrador Retrievers! They are my favorite types of dogs! I also love German shephards and Weiner dogs (Dachshunds). (((HUGS))) and much love, your cat-lovin' (and some dog lovin') Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

You've gone too far this time, Ed. After I was nice to you, too.

Now I hope Rufuz's tinkles rust out the bottom of your new sea-farin motorhome. So there!

Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)

Ed, now this isn't nice at all. My cats have all been loyal. They have more fear than dogs because they're smarter. Sure that's open to dispute. I love dogs, too. Really! Rufuz, he's for sure cute and special.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((ed)))

i love cats, but also dogs, too...especially rufuz *wOofF*

adorable furry write, but i fear some cat lovers may want to claw you :) i can't give you any hisses on this one--you're not fond of cats, that's okay, thank God we live in america, where we are free to express our opinion

keep speaking out, keep writing! :)

((((HUGS)))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Oh Oh...all the cat lovers will be after you now Ed.....like I told another writer...I am allergic to cats...LOl...nice write...floria

ALF WANTS CATS…