Why in humor category? because the first thing God did after creating everything was to smile...or so He told somebody!
You can write many other lines, but for me, those below are the one that count (LOL)
Faith is moving mountains as TV preachers burrow tunnels.
Non-Believers can’t believe that Believers don’t stop believing!
Disappointed ones, wanted God to give back the borrowed rib!
Bigger needle’s eyes or slim camels wouldn’t help the greedy.
All brilliant... have you thought of starting your own sect??!!! The Mateosites... what would be your ten articles of faith?! Would love to hear... :)) xx
4 good points, but the second line made me stop to think a bit more about your poem. I had never thought about non believers not understanding why believers never stop believing. I wonder if it is because if we believe long enough you stop looking a people and their failures and begin to look at our own and are just thankful that we are loved by God anyway. He doesn't look for perfection in believers for only he can be the perfecter of our souls.
"Preachers burrowing tunnels", good one Georg, and He said, I am the son of God and you are his children, what I can do, Yeah can do also, Felix, your preacher is close, and you knew it.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Direct and to the point my brother. I recently had a chat with a preacher who asked if I were a Christian. I smiled and graciously told him..."...although I believe in God, and believer that there was a man named Jesus Christ, I do not believe he was the true son of God so no I guess I am not a Christian. He smiled and said to me that perhaps he was the son of God metaphorically speaking. I thought about that for a moment and as I do try to live a good life and follow the principles of the commandments, that maybe I am a Christian.
Fee
'Non-Believers can't believe that Believers don't stop believing! Disappointed ones, wanted God to give back the borrowed rib!'----EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! VERY TALENTED!!!!!!!! THIS SENTENCES COULD WRITE ONLY VICTOR HUGO AND ONLY YOU, GEORG MATEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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I especially like the believers & none believers
Religion of the Soul
Vickie
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :)
Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Cheers,
Dan
Fee
I believe that you're on to something here.