In the dark convolutions of thought, There were no poems - Only segmented fragments of words floating in a miasma of confusion.
Suddenly, there was Light:
A Muse farted in the midnight black, igniting a torch - an imaginative stink that caused panic among The People that did not have words.
They did not know what to do.
It was indescribable, this stench until one brave soul put a slim stick to the butt of the still smoldering Muse and scratched FIRST WORDS on the floor. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (c) 2005, Karla Dorman.
OH I see you are treading into my neck of the woods, so to speak, LOL! I think I was the one with the original fart that ignited that torch of first poetry...or one of my far back ancestors...and if you are going to do humor, I get to do storm, Northern lights and poet poems, right...? ed
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!! Where DO you come up with this stuff??????? Ha ha!!!! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day! Love, Michelle
lmao
wish i wrote it..........this is a keeper!!
I was just rereading a poem about writing I never posted here, and tweeking it a bit........this is a riot! Think i will put mine out to graze for awhile lol
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Becca
Peace and love, Carole
R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.
good write
john+
God Bless
Michelle!
Paul;-]
Love This One!!
Love Tinka
Full of ED M's kind of humor;-)He should love it!
Eileen
Extra funny; extra well-done; very imaginative - impressive!!
Blessings my friend,
Robert
Emeka
wish i wrote it..........this is a keeper!!
I was just rereading a poem about writing I never posted here, and tweeking it a bit........this is a riot! Think i will put mine out to graze for awhile lol
ty for the laugh!
anita :)
~Laffin' too hard to review~ GREAT write, your muse is twisted today! LOL thanks for the grins!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Joseph