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Haiku (5/7/5): Coffee!!!!!!!!!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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*hee hee* Don't touch the stuff meself. Living in Louisiana helped. LOL


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You've had way too much
When you've opened your brain and
Jump started your eyes.

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman

 

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 Reviews of "Haiku (5/7/5): Coffee!!!!!!!!!"
Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on May 16, 2005
that was me way back when i drank 10-15 cups a day

wired !!!!!

good write

john+

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on May 8, 2005
Ooo-my! Caffeine overload! (Tea is my cup of choice--and how'd you find this picture of me when I was hooked on coffee?) LOL

huggsies,
cynth'ya

Reviewed on May 7, 2005
This was so cute Karla, just love that graphic!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
What MP below doesn't realize is that tea has more caffeine than does coffee...I have been using it more than I used to for some reason, coffee that is...The ride home from 2 hours away after work is a long one in the dark so I try to have one at the beginning of the ride, for if I wait till I am halfway home, I am up till 3 am trying to lose the effects of it...I enjoy all you Ku, Kueen Karla...Peace, ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
I like Jude's idea....too much coffee will curl you hair....smiles
great haiku Karla

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed on May 7, 2005
Two cups a day Karla. 2, uno, dose. G

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
You been in norleans and didn't have a cuppa CC? No way!
Best coffee on earth!;-) Great ku Karla, your on a roll!

Alrisha

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
this happens to me after i put a little scotch whiskey in mine ;)


Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
Way cute. As a reformed caffine junkie I get a big laugh from this one. Thanks. (Just water, zero caffine) Henry

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
chuckle

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
I know this all too well I am addicted and I was supposed to go to decaf...I do at home but when out give me the full strength. LOL

Felix

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
I like this one Karla and feel this way myself sometimes. I have to have me coffee in the morning to even think.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
Every now and then, I'll have some tea. But no coffee. Can't handle all that caffeine. Used to be a heavy tea drinker and couldn't stand the headaches that followed when I went without for a while. I've never had a cup of coffee, but I love the smell of it. I love hanging out in cafes. Best places to get ideas for writing.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
A pot and a half of Dark Roast gets me all the way to 10:00 a.m., then I have to make more.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
The problem for me with caffeine is that when I drink it I burn tomorrows energy today. It wipes me out. I love it though, but I make myself use it sparingly. Cute write, Karla.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
Since I look like that every morning by around 11, I guess I should think about cutting down on the coffee. Thanks!

Reviewed on May 7, 2005
LOL!
I love this, can completely relate too
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
lol!!

That looks like me when on the loo and a bee enters the bathroom!!

hehehehehe!!

Happy Mom's Day!!

Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on May 7, 2005
(((Karla)))

LOL Is THAT a CAT?? Oh, how funny! LOL Maybe a cuppa java is exactly what you need....you are always saying how tired you are...you need coffee, man! LOL Cute write! Well done! ('Course, you might never sleep again, not that you sleep much NOW...Darn pinched nerve and your other "aches and pains"...LOL)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D Thanks for the grins today, sis!

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
Yes sis I do so much agree with this. I need my cuppa in the morning to "jump start" my eyes, my brain opens up later (giggles). Wonderful write sis, I really enjoyed reading this. May the Lord Jesus bless you and yours, and be with you always, and by your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Karla

"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I may as well be."


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