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Patooie!!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Only in my case, it was the pillow. :)


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Fear is cotton stuffed far back
In the throat.  It chokes off the
Breath and races the heart to
A full stop.  The night reveals
Only shadows; nothing is
Familiar.  Lines of terror
Claw their way towards my face -
I wake up. The pussycat's
Tail is in my mouth; and she's
Not happy.  Damn fool nightmares!!

(c) 2006, Karla Dorman.


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Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
LOL!!! I had two Siamese cats when I was a kid, Tiawan and Jinx. Besides my Rotty they were the greatest! loved this made me smile!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 15, 2006
Well written Karla!!]

Love Tinka

Reviewed on September 15, 2006
Karla, this is absolutely HILARIOUS! That graphic is something else, and so is this fun write! Very well done; you have outdid yourself here! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 15, 2006
Damn fool nightmares!!

Quite a nightmare, and quite a graphic!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
Oh Poor Karla. We all have such experiences. But I agree with Ed. Victor

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
HaHaHa, if it HAD been the cat, the only reason she would be angry would be that you woke up before she could nearly choke you to death. I love cats, but I really believe that they think far too much. Very clever write, Karla.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on September 14, 2006
LMAO This was to funny, I enjoyed this
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
No patooies in my den if you please...and your better off with a small tail like the cats, than a large furry beast like Ruffies...Ed

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
Heeee haaaawwwww LOLOLOL, oh dear this is a kicker Karla, thanks for the laughs even if you nearly choked in your dreams LOLOL sorry I cant help it this morning....

Love n hugs and laughs
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
Just the title "patooie" is one of humorous guffaws for me. Sometimes your sense of humor is just what I need for my day.
love,
Susan

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
Karla, you are a hoot, and "Patooie!!" is just another way of saying, "Thatz Catz!" teehee

Enjoyed this exceedingly!

Love&Hugs, Rhonda

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
I loved this, Karla!

Susan

Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
Very clever indeed Karla.. cute pic of the kitty..) My Roxy looks just like that..

Myrna

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
LOL, a clever poem, Karla, and a joy to read. Thank you for the smiles!
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
hehehe..adorable!!!

Love,
Dove

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
hahaha this is really good Karla!;-)lol You have a gift for capturing the moment!....

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
WoW

What a scatty nightmare Karla..
Have you been eating cheese...;)

Love

Peter

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
Dreams; I love them. Nightmares; I can do without. Fortunately, I don't have many of the latter. Nicely done, Karla. Love and peace to you. Your friend from BC, Canada,

Regis


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