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B l u f f
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Every time I look at this pic, something new comes to mind. :)


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how embarrassing:
wanted to prove my worth to my pets
by confronting terror on my own turf;
and so, to show them how big & bad i am,
i puffed up to twice my normal cute self,
furred out the tail & opened my mouth:
all that came out was a pitiful *hiss*.
you know, i don't think he called my bluff.
the vet says i can come home tomorrow.

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (3/26)


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 Reviews of "B l u f f "
Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
Good Job! You're right, this picture does bring out many facets of emotion; each one is a joy.
LOL
Sharon

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
This is precious. Kewt!!! I smiled and am still smiling.
Love and thanks for this one!
Susan

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
An enjoyabe poem . Love the picture!....M

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
Just enjoyed this so much....got this pic as a screensaver now...lol!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
The little ones are those that will not retreat!
Funny little thing.
Georg

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Funny thing - I love it!

Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth (Reader)
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Karla too cute~! I know I look at my animals and wonder what on earth they are thinking.
debra

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
oh, cute now. must go home.

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Karen
This is just to cute, keep it up and be blessed in the writing
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed on March 26, 2007
I thought I saw a putty tat, I did ,i did, mean little putty tat

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Cute as a little kitten.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
hahaha this was adorable Larla! There are so many tales a pic can tell;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww... Soooooooooo cute... And he had me fooled... I reckoned he pretty much won this debate, myself... with his "Just you try it, Mr!" I like a kid with spunk and attitude!! :)) LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
This is too cute Karla!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Karla,

That picture is too adorable, everytime I look at that round little furball, hissin' his tiny little head off, I can't help but to smile! Very cute write; and I love that last line; too funny! Very well done; with a message that we can all learn from. BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D *Still laughing*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
you know, i don't think he called my bluff.
the vet says i can come home tomorrow.

Bluffing can truly get anyone in trouble, and I know the feeling, all too well!


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