MySpace contest entry to win a copy of Bill Engvall's "Just a Guy" book. (Funny, by the way. Read it at the library.)
Had to write a story, poem, something explaining why you're just a guy or girl.
So...what ya think?
Just a girl 'cause that's the way God made me. Guess He didn't want any competition. You know how guys gotta out-better each other: who caught the biggest fish, who's got the biggest ... muscle, who can fart the loudest. Thank God girls don't do that. (At least, not around y'all: we don't need no comments of, "Aww, man. Hers smell worse than mine!") We spend our time shopping and talking about our men, why we put up with their ways. 'Cause we love 'em, even though they're just guys being -- thank God He made me the way I am, justagirl.
Excellent write Karla.....It's fun being just a girl, when the men leave us alone to do girly things, but they always hassle us out to be involved in whatever hairbrained hobbies or schemes, pfffft boooooring!!
Hope yah win it hands down Mate
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Ch'erie
Wouldn't that be somethin': you winnin' the book, Bill Engvall comin' over to hand deliver an AUTOGRAPHED copy, sayin' (in his best "Here's-your-sign" voice): "Here's-your-book. Congratulations, Karla!" That'd tbe too cool! Enjoyed this; glad I am a girl and not a guy! Guys can be so disGUSTin' at times! LOL Very well penned; brava!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
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Hope yah win it hands down Mate
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Ch'erie
Georg
Christine
God Bless
Michelle~
Be safe,
Karen
Love,
annie
You make me proud!
love,
Susan
Kathy
sure enjoyed this one
thanks for shring
Peace & love Be with you
William
good luck
ust john+
Wouldn't that be somethin': you winnin' the book, Bill Engvall comin' over to hand deliver an AUTOGRAPHED copy, sayin' (in his best "Here's-your-sign" voice): "Here's-your-book. Congratulations, Karla!" That'd tbe too cool! Enjoyed this; glad I am a girl and not a guy! Guys can be so disGUSTin' at times! LOL Very well penned; brava!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Cheers,
Dan
PS I for one would love to watch a 'Girl Farting Contest'!