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Pee Mail
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Argued and ARGUED with my Muse about posting this one. She insisted, so here it is ... don't beat the messenger!! LOL

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Don't think that everyone who
peruses these words of mine will
hitch their leg, leaving a scent
mark announcing, "I was here."

Still, would be nice to know the
old nose ain't broken - the only
excitement to the day is in seeing
who left me a Pee Mail message ...

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (1/15)
 

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 Reviews of "Pee Mail"
Reviewed on January 19, 2008
This would be very apPEEling if it made any scents. Think about it.
lol

Good one, Karla. Made me pee a little while I laffed. Pass the Tna pads.

Julie

Reviewed by Julie Murphy (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Very cute! The muse was right. You did well to listen. It has brightened up some days. All the best, Julie.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
Hahahahaha at Walt...wish I could say that...but surely NOT a girly thingy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
It must be a guy thing. If I don't get to pee outside at least once a day I feel cheated.

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
Don't look under your pillow, someone wrote "Kilroy was here" and that's not a surprise for us, you lovely you!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
Cute, Karla. Love the photos, too!

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Hee, hee. Not what I expected when I saw the title.

I WAS HERE!!!

Really cute--RaeLynn

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
...hydrant humor...gives one a lift...
funny Karla...
John

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
This was so funny......cute one, Karla!

Reviewed on January 15, 2008
What do you mean hitch their leg, could'nt reach the computer with my short legs, otherwise this writing would have been pee colour, like the pee mail we gets in the snow up here. Nice one Karla! Love and hugs! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
lol ... very clever and humorous ...

Reviewed by Southern Justice (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Like the old video Give it Up ZZ TOp.. ROTFLMAO!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Hilarious! On Funny Videos last night I almost broke a few ribs laughing at a chihauhau peeing on a bigger dog.

Love and blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love,
Becca~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Too funny, when I first read the title I thought maybe you were going to be getting kinky about past sexual habits so glad to find it wasn't so...
lol

Fee

Reviewed on January 15, 2008
LMAO
Thank you for sharing
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
hahahahaha have to give you a high five for creativity and wit Karla! This is really good!;-) LOl!

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Oh my ,this is so cute,wonderful work...Hugssss

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
My old dog says, "Write on!" He can barely hobble on our daily walks, but he wouldn't miss the chance to check in with the happenings on the circular walking path. Funny and sweet. Eileen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Rufuz & I will sometime visit and leave a trail of scent while visiting Texas...;) e & R

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
**laughing** Dang!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
lol should I put you on my mailing list? lol let me know!

Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Karla~

Ha, ha, this is too cute! Very well penned; brava! Those puppies are adorable, and so is this write! Yes, You have mail! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twink, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
Cute write Karla
I should be marking my territory
keep tresspassers away
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 15, 2008
cute real cute. I have a beagle and she wants to pee where she wants to pee. She leaves me mail all over the place. Good job. love, Bonnie


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