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Delete, Delete, Delete (Trying to Capture Lightning on Film)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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... (how many have I taken? Least a hundred) ....

Image (c) 2008, Karla Dorman


Poem Artwork

... the trials of trying to capture
lightning:  camera poised and
ready.  Click and shoot, shoot
--- missed.  Time delay did not
time to flash.  Try again.  Miss.

Again.  Miss!  Delete.  Delete:
well, of course, a pretty anvil
crawler crawls across the sky
while deleting.  Okay:  this one
I'll --- nope.  M i s s e d.  Will sit

here forever, have the patience
of Job --- oh!  Got one!  Thank
You, Lord (even though it was
just a bright behind the cloud,
lovely just the same).  Let's get

another.  Miss.  MISS!  Grrrrrrr:
delete, delete (how many have
I taken?  Least a hundred) Just
one OH!  Got it:  a teeny, tiny
spider spinning its web from

right to left --- let me have one
more --- m i s s e d.  Miss.  Aw,
nuts, batteries died (why don't
they last as long as it took to
charge the durn things?).  The

life of a StormSpinner trying to
chase lightning, get it on film,
wondering why my images do
not compare with other chasers
who make it look effortless ...

delete.  Delete.  Delete:  dang.
Erased all but five.  Next storm
comes, you'll find me out in the
elements, trying one more time
... really need a new camera!

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (10/7)


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 Reviews of "Delete, Delete, Delete (Trying to Capture Lightning on Film)"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
you always have great photos -- and great poems to match them -- your frustration is a work of art -- peace and stay safe -- JMW

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
nest time you attempt to get a lightning pic, try staying away from power lines ... you've potently penned your frustration ...

Reviewed by stan nassano
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
ohhhhhhh i so know the feeling i was out in Nex Mexico high desert ..storm raging ..... and you would thin i could get just one lousy shot of lighting .nope nada ..i enjoyed your write,,been there done that,
stan

Reviewed on October 8, 2008
I imagine you have some awesome lightning pics Karla, have seen a few on your poems. Enjoyed the poem.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Patience is a gift accepted by few. great write and beautiful photo Karla, Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs are on the way, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
here forever, have the patience
of Job

With that kind of patience, I'm sure you'll succeed!

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
lol, Karla. Sounds frustrating. I like the spider description.
Sheila

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Wow! The pic alone is worth a lot add the poem you have a winning conbo Karla! It's awesome watching you become a photographer
and a poet at the same time! Brava!

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Michael Howard
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
LOVED IT!!!! One of my hobbies is photography, so I understood where you were coming from........nice take!!!!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Well done

Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Well done, keep these coming and be blessed in the writing, trying to capture Lightning is no easy thing
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Ah, but you have the fortitude to keep on trying, fantastic, electric write....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
If you are using digital camera do a small video clip then you can isolate the lighting when it comes up on the clip later on the PC/
Fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
well expressed

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
It can get quite frustrating. I can truly empathize with trying to capture that perfect moment. I have found that much of the special moments are just accidents. Blessings ...

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Hah...like trying to catch that closes their eyes person before they know the shutter has been released.

Not easy. Fun capture of that anguish and flustery feeling.

~Donna.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Practice makes perfect
you will get it in due time
Still enjoyed your write
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Karla,

It's a beautiful picture, no matter how much trouble you had taking it. But the poem about your frustration just shows what a perfectionist you are!

Mary

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
This is so funny...and not.... been there..done that... and mainly since I can't afford a dam camcorder anymore...so this little digital has to make all my picture dreams come true for now... who knows... maybe one day someone will give me such a nice gift????? hehe... great shot...and great words... lindalaw

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Why am I thinking ... camcorder ... one that allows you to download to your puter so you can trap one frame at a time on Paint Shop Pro? Beats the heck out of my vision of you out there in the wind and the driving rain, cussing and looking like a drowned rodent :-)

Ted

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
The digital age may allow you this treat.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Have you tried automatic 1 picture a second? you will be deleting a lot but WOW the pictures left to enjoy! ! !

Georg

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
I spent a fortune in FILM trying to get those pics! Never did, either. Great write! Rebecca

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
You did capture a lovely cloud formation, Karla...maybe next time.
peace and love, Carole~

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
You didn't get the lightning, but you sure got a beautiful picture of the clouds and sky.

Reviewed on October 7, 2008
"...really need a new camera!"

Well, if you would quit droppin' the durn thing every time a good flash goes off...LOL

You are waaaaaay too exciteable trying to capture Storm's beauty! LOL Delightful write of a (non) stormchaser's foibles! Very well penned; just be careful out dere while shootin' those lightnin' bolts (or one might come down to visit YEW!!)!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twinkles (who knows better to stay inside while it's lightning!), Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
oh Karla,,,you are hysterically funny! :)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
If you stick a metal rod up in the sky, then stand below it and start taking pictures, I bet you will get what you want, though it could smart a bit...e

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
You always seem to capture true beauty and excitement with that old camera of yours Karla, just keep snapin and it will happin. Lovely write. Love, Bonnie


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