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Bet That's The Last Party I'm Invited To ... (Or, Axe to Grind)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Don't kill me, Fee, this is all in fun. *Ducking*

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (10/14)

Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman (those are turkey vultures up there!)

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Come closer, my dears, come close
and you shall hear
What happened when poor Fee
learned the meaning of fear.

See, there was this holiday party,
a Halloween bash,
all of the poets were invited, it
promised to be a smash!

He wanted me to come with an axe.
He forgets I come with rain!
I come with lightning!  Thunder!
I'm storming, again ---

I chased all the monsters with
a big fat lightning bolt,
zapped all the Eds, they
got a nice jolt ---

Twin sis buuuurrped, it made a
very loud thunder ---
she's learned well.  =]  Too bad
that scared Fee right under

La Belle's bed.  She enticed
him (red hair and all) into her lair ---
wait a minute.  Looks like he's
having way too much fun in there ---

I grabbed Fee by the scruff
of his chinny chin chin,
gave him to Dracula (Drac
was lookin' kind of thin) ---

P-tooey.  Drac didn't like the
taste of old country guitars,
passed him to Frankenstein,
who kicked him in the stars ---

thank God for Doc Bonnie,
who cured him on the spot,
and now I'm in hiding, 'cause
revenge on his mind he's got!!!! 

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (10/14)
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 Reviews of "Bet That's The Last Party I'm Invited To ... (Or, Axe to Grind)"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 19, 2008
way far out Halloweenie humor -- peace to you -- JMW
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Sounds like you're having too much fun!
Hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Could you please zap me again, I think I missed it or liked it, but not sure which...ed
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
zapped all the Eds, they
got a nice jolt ---

Do It Again, Do It Again!

One of The Eds
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Well my Karla got into the Halloween Spirit...love your costume it truly fits. Wonderful and funny write Karla, you have so much more in you and your just hitting the surface. Start telling those stories you have inside for they will be a true joy to all who read them. Love and hugs, Bonnie
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
RUH roh. Time to hide: if Fee's going to show Karen and I some Great White North hospitality, it's gonna get cold here all of a sudden ....... and my southern assets are gonna be frozen. Won't be able to spark a lightning bolt to keep warm! LOL

All in fun, Fee, all in fun. Getting into the holiday spirit, as it were. But didn't you have fun until Drac and Frankenstein? With La Belle, it's ALWAYS a party! LOL

Love you, thanks for reading/reviewing!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Okay now the gloves are coming off, as we say in Canada eh? Will just remember your most graious host has not mentioned yet what he will be at this bash but mayhap if the moon is full again tonight I may give you a taste of the Great White North's hospitality...ha ha ha

fee
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Don't you fear Fee, it is the disgusting and lecherous brothers you will feel having their ways with a little wet storming one ha! ha! ha! haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !

Ed the Elder

PS: the others are right behind with a few Appalachian cousins in tow!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
hahahahaha great stuff Karla!love your humor!...ET
Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Love it! Rebecca
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Great write; at least I only sneezed!! LOL Well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
....you took the party by storm,,,lol this is an awesome and entertaining write Karla!
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Dear Karla,

Lizzie would have been jealous . . .lol. Perfection here for sure!


Hugs,

Lance
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
My goodness, an axe? What a delightful, I mean terrifying tale and worthy of the AD Bash yet to come....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Lmao, thsi is soo delightfully funny!! I love your story poems, Karla, and ths is a real hoot!
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
A great read, Karla, and a great laugh.
John
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Very good Karla. Fun reading this one my friend.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
lol. At least you got to the party. lol. I'd be in hiding too. I hear all the Eds around here are a little onery. Smash of a poem. Liz
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