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Severe Thunderstorm Warning ...
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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... has been issued for Belly County, effective this 23 day of December until 9:00 A.M. CST ...

Image (c) 2008, Karla Dorman

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Thunder mutters from below,
leaving me confused as to
its origin:  no rain was

in the forecast; the skies are
clear ... or are they?  No bright flash
of lightning to precede the

rumble:  oh, my w o r d.  I am
so embarrassed:  it was just
my stomach talking to me.  =]

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (12/23)

 
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 Reviews of "Severe Thunderstorm Warning ..."
Reviewed by Linda Zebsokey
Reviewed on January 4, 2009
This is hilarious. When I swallow gum I suffer the same atrocity :-)
I try not to swallow it in church--don't want to drown out the preacher.

A fun write.
Linda
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 25, 2008
Karla, as a long time sufferer of G.E.R.D. and I.B.S. I can readily relate to your circumstance -- the excitement of Christmas has probably contributed to your tummy woes -- peace and love to you my friend -- JMW
Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on December 24, 2008
LOL...too cute! ~ Sara
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
such a clever little poem!!
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
This is an excellent poem, thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Good one Karla.

fee
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Karla~!

Cleverly written dear friend . . . SUPERB!!


LOve and Hugs!

Lance
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Well, feed it for crying out loud. Cute write Karla.
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
the body can cause a storm at times Karla, have a merry xmas, LoveBwithU
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Thank you for sharing this humorous offering, Karla. Snow is forecast here for later on today so I don't expect any thunder. Love and best wishes, ton ami de la C-B, Canada,

Régis
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Hi Karla,

Have you been eating the same things as I? Sounds like it.
I like how the end of your writing wraps around to make it a whole!
Missed you....
Stay Strong

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
lol. Hysterical. Great sharing. Hugs. Liz
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Belly County, huh LOL

Karla, you are incorrigible :-)

Merry Christmas to you and Karen!!!

Ted
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
What a twist! From nature to nurture (yourself) all in one~ eg
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
My stomach yelled at me all nite long....altho sometimes I thought it was just the rain and the little sounds of thunder.... :-)) cute write. lindalaw
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Karla, that happens a lot at this time of year. Enjoy. -gene.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
hohoho! in a santa mode are you;-) good one!

Merry Christmas,love and hugs,
Eileen
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
LOL Funny write; well done, Karla! Belly County!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D X0X0X0X0X0
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Understand it and treat it well. funny write
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Oh dear! I pray Santa's brings lots of goodies to you and Karen! Happy blessed, holiday season to you both!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
I can hear those very strange rumblings from way down in Belly County, way up here in the northland!
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Feed that belly by Christmas or you'll eat too much Christmas dinner! lol. Stay safe & Merry Christmas, Karla.
Sheila
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