I do not have a good singing voice.
Either it comes out in a monotone or
in a waver that s l i d e s off into the
ditch, where it flops around like a
dying fish. Power? Control? Not
on your life. American Idol material?
Please. Not that brave to be in front
of a camera, pretending. And you
can forget about me dressing up in an
outrageous outfit. Don't do feathers
or bikinis. Why I'll lift the pen, instead:
it's waaaay easier on the judges' ears.
I'm a big fan of this show. I was lucky enough to catch the very first show of the first season. Taped that entire season. Been watching ever since. So far, I'm disappointed with the auditions. I'd heard they weren't planning to show so many of the bad auditions - to discourage those types from auditioning. I heard wrong. In one hour, they showed 3 good singers and the rest were jokes. What a waste of everyone's time! A cute tribute to the show.
Sheila
you got that right
I wish I was an executioner
dressed like the Grim Reaper
at the American Idol show
AND MY JOB WOULD BE TO PRE SELECT ALL THOSE OBVIOUS IDIOTS
THAT GO THERE TO MAKE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES AND THOSE BIGGER IDIOTS PRODUCERS, ALLOW THEM THERE, MY JOB WOULD BE TO YANK THEM OFF THE LINE, AND BEAT THEM WITH " A WET NOODLE".......LOL
LOVE & PEACE kARLA
I tell my husband... I can sing!... and he just smiles at me...:)
Oh well, at least I get to him perform for me nightly! His voice is golden, but he misses the age limit for Idol by 13 years! He's on his own...performing weekly here in Saint Augustine. Its not as easy at it looks, especially if your also playing a guitar! I'm taking lessons! HA!
Enjoyed your pen~
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
hah! -- your poetry sings -- your words move souls -- they are your cerations -- you are not the mouth peace that utters someone else's ideas -- few singers can make either of those claims -- writing poetry, easier? -- me thinks not -- as for singing ability -- I have, none -- do not feel alone -- peace, love and joy dear lady -- JMW
Karla after watching IDOL last night I think we should all go on in our Bikini. We all have our inner voices where we entertain ourselves in the shower, always sounds great to me. Thank you for sharing. and we love the words you sing from the tips of your fingers. thank you.
If you enjoy singing, sing girlfriend for it lightens up your heart...you can write your own beautiful songs with words like this. Love and hugs, Bonnie,,,,send me a tape
This is a cute fun poem, as is the picture. I'm afraid my voice sounds about like what you describe since I have the flu. I think all those folks on American Idol should win something--not because they can sing; but because they have the nerve to get up there and try.
Karla,this is an enjoyable poem to read that puts a smile on my face.I am not that good of a singer myself lol.I like the ending to your poem when said "I'll lift the pen instead:its waaay easier on the judges'ears.The pen is the voice to our hearts and it beats everytime we see a beautiful poem or a song that is written.It also beats when we can come up with something beautiful to be written.take care
What happened?? Look at that expression on your face! Looks like someone dropped an anvil on your foot! *OW!* LOL Did you hurt yourself?? Do you need an ambulance?? LOL (I'm being Simonicious here! LOL) SERIOUSLY, stick with the pen, much better with the pen than with the voice! TRUST me! LOL Very well sung. Ah, er, written! LOL You move on to the next round of competition! BRAVA!
A superstar diva of a poetess is in DA HOUSE!! LOL Yeah, Baby!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin (and worst critic! LOL), Karen Lynn. :D
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
Share
Print
Save
Follow
Be always safe,
Karen
Sheila
Cryssa
Love,
eileen
I wish I was an executioner
dressed like the Grim Reaper
at the American Idol show
AND MY JOB WOULD BE TO PRE SELECT ALL THOSE OBVIOUS IDIOTS
THAT GO THERE TO MAKE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES AND THOSE BIGGER IDIOTS PRODUCERS, ALLOW THEM THERE, MY JOB WOULD BE TO YANK THEM OFF THE LINE, AND BEAT THEM WITH " A WET NOODLE".......LOL
LOVE & PEACE kARLA
WILLIAM
Oh well, at least I get to him perform for me nightly! His voice is golden, but he misses the age limit for Idol by 13 years! He's on his own...performing weekly here in Saint Augustine. Its not as easy at it looks, especially if your also playing a guitar! I'm taking lessons! HA!
Enjoyed your pen~
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
peace and love, Carole~
Love,
Christine
Applause!! Applause!! OUTSTANDING PENNING!!
Hugs,
Lance
Newfie hugs are on the way, Rose
Walt
And Wow! Your Twink said the same thing!!
Georg
Edwin
Fee
What happened?? Look at that expression on your face! Looks like someone dropped an anvil on your foot! *OW!* LOL Did you hurt yourself?? Do you need an ambulance?? LOL (I'm being Simonicious here! LOL) SERIOUSLY, stick with the pen, much better with the pen than with the voice! TRUST me! LOL Very well sung. Ah, er, written! LOL You move on to the next round of competition! BRAVA!
A superstar diva of a poetess is in DA HOUSE!! LOL Yeah, Baby!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin (and worst critic! LOL), Karen Lynn. :D
In Christs Love
Michelle~