My Mom used to say when someone asked her how cold it was, 'It's nipplicious outside.' Daddy would say, 'Clunk. Clunk. Clunk.' (Meaning they fell off.) Three, hmmmm? H U M. TMI!!
Image (c) 2006, Karla Dorman
The sun and blue
skies lied: looked
warm and inviting.
But when I stepped
on the front porch,
I learned the truth:
it's chilly out there!!
Back into the house
to get a coat on: it's
sooo embarrassing
when the nipples
arrive before I do ...
Karla, you ladies suffer from the cold in ways we gents do not -- just as we suffer in the cold from ways in which you ladies do not --this is a hilarious, yet sensitive(?) piece my friend -- I really enjoyed it -- peace and love to you my dear friend -- Jon Michael
Too funny, Karla. The nipples' arriving before you do! I was in a local film recently (dressed as an underdressed zombie) (don't ask) , and complained that we had to start from outside, before we broke in to "attack" our "victims." I complained loudly! (as usual). And this guy turns to me, and says, Hey! my nipples suffer too! Geez. Guys no nothing of such suffering. It's not like they have to run around in godforsaken bras all the time just so we don't get them too hot and all.
Uh, sorry, my lady, but stiffly pointing nipples are of a particular interest to this old guy. So do, please tell more.
Your friend in (my things hardly ever shrink here) Southern California; Mark
This seems to have been an area of concern today.
At work we had a woman out and out complaining about the difficulty in finding a bra that fit her...larger...size. Her poor husband along on this mission, she explained all the wrong trees they had barked up.
She actually had one (?) she had bought. I'm a professional- not about to really look at it. But later, in private, I suggested perhaps she had found the perfect hammock for her camel.
What in the wide-wide world of sport... is going on here?
Ha ha ha ha' my wife says this alot..but then she has every right to boast..lol and of course, I'm very glad she can!!
cool little number Karla'
Steve Chering-The nipple spinner. No! shhh. Sorry. lol
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HOOTERS' MILITARY RESPONSE TO - "TEN-HUT" !!!
WHY ARE JAPANESE PEOPLE CALLED "NIPP-ON-ESE' ?
WHEN IS 'C' REALLY NICE? ... WHEN ITS IN FRONT OF 'CUP' !!!
GARSH ... YEW MADE ME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!
TK.
Sheila
Blessings and love!
Susan
Your friend in (my things hardly ever shrink here) Southern California; Mark
Georg
John
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Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
At work we had a woman out and out complaining about the difficulty in finding a bra that fit her...larger...size. Her poor husband along on this mission, she explained all the wrong trees they had barked up.
She actually had one (?) she had bought. I'm a professional- not about to really look at it. But later, in private, I suggested perhaps she had found the perfect hammock for her camel.
God bless.
John
Love,
Sage
In Christs Love
Michelle~
Ha ha ha ha' my wife says this alot..but then she has every right to boast..lol and of course, I'm very glad she can!!
cool little number Karla'
Steve Chering-The nipple spinner. No! shhh. Sorry. lol
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
those little poker-uppers always
rise to the occasion when its cold.
This is endearing.
r
Cheers,
Dan