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Dear Santa (I've been a bad, bad girl)
by Bernice Angoh → (All Poetry by Bernice Angoh)
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Labelle's Challenge, I hope I followed the rules and did your challenge justice, hehehehe. If you are listed, you are in trouble, lol


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Dear Santa,


I must admit I've been a very naughty girl all year long
I not only let him touch it but I let him lick it too
I should say I was already melted and dripping
even before his tongue hit the spot
His beautiful green, no, blue eyes had me in a trance
That boy indeed cast a spell on me,
under all normal circumstances I'd never do a thing like this
Mama would die if she ever knew, and Dad, let's not even go there!

I'm talking about my life here, you understand, right?
And Santa, if you can keep this a secret, I'll let you have a lick too *Smiling*
infact, I'm willing to throw in an extra treat especially for you
I've always had a thing for boys, you know? I'd never  discriminate with the ones that are a little on the chubby side, they are soft and cuddly like teddies--I bet you are too
I am really innocent in all of this but they are not.
Oops, did I just say 'they', okay, okay I confess it wasn't just one boy.
Generosity must count for something in your books, doesn't it Santa?
So forgive me if I like to share my creamy, syrupy lolly

Here's the deal, here is a list of their names:

Felix Perry (His story is long, he licked twice)
Georg Mateos (Seems innocent but is not)
Harold Nash (Smooth operator, but I could tell)
Jerry Bolton (Sweet, with a devilish smile)
John Flanagan (This one wanted it all)
John Leko (Ha, definitely not naive )
William Bonnilla (Bill is awesome, awesomely naughty)
Regis Auffray (Romantic but definitely not innocent)
OnePoetGem (This one is really really naughty)
Gene Williamson (Extra sweet, extra naughty this one is)

and you and I can do something truly naughty this year for once
like give all thier presents to me. They should be punished for
taking advantage of a pretty, little thing like me
For crying out loud I'm really only ten years old!(???)


Yours in naughtiness(wink,wink)
Emma.

(Photo by http://resuki.deviantart.com/art/ROUGE-Santa-Baby-26660427)

 

 

 

 

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 Reviews of "Dear Santa (I've been a bad, bad girl)"
Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
telling Santa all...in the presence of your creative and fine write...the presents I do receive may be next to nothing...but being next to you is the wonderful gift of friendship I share...and a creative force...that is worth being bad for.
great write Bernice...bad means good these days...remember?
John

Reviewed on November 26, 2008
What a sweet intriguing creative poem for the challenge Bernice!
EnjOY! YOur "Thankful" Thanksgiving Day Holidays!
WRITE ON!
WARMEST Blessings and WARMER Hugs, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExooo

STay Positive! and HO HO Ho!

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
LOL, that stands for lick of a lolly... mmm, all that yummity goodness going to waste (waist?) on boys! For shame... --Charlie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Well, you put me in the spot here, I can't decide if I should take on Santa's dress or take it off before coming down that chimney!

Georg


Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Cute one, Bernice!

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
I love you, Wicked Woman!
John

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
This is sure a beauty and very creative for the challenge...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on November 25, 2008
funny, funny creative Bernice, I'm going to spank your sweet little tight booty young lady, then you can call me naughty, hugs&love

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
Well don't know about anyone else but you sure got old Santa Fee marking your address and chimmney on my GPS for Christmas Eve special divery...oh la la Bernice and here I thought you were the sweet naive innocent one. lol
hugs

Santa Fee

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
lmos...gosh this one was cute!

Reviewed by Anze Mofor
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
...with some yoda style into it, you really got me cracking...Santa should hire you if he needs a PR, he knows where to look...hahahaha! Good one B.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
lol. Sounds like you have a cure for Santa. But you being innocent??????? I think not. But all for the better. lol. I'm sure you made santa's list for sure. Liz

Reviewed on November 25, 2008
LOL, this is rich!! Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed on November 25, 2008
ROTFLMAO! Too funny!! Well done, Bernice, er, Emma, you naughty, naughty girl!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
Drat!! I wanted to be the first one to comment here . . . Eartha Kitt . . . "Santa Baby" . . . Gotta love it . . . "Santa's Coming Down Your Chimney Tonight . . . Elvis . . . gotta love' em both . . . LOVE this . . . and yes, Santa is a dirty old man . . . He'll lick that lollipop . . . Yep, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking . . .

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
Simply a very sweet Christmas write. Well done Bernice. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on November 25, 2008
Adorable write, Bernice; brava!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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