She had been waiting for this night
all her life
She had dreamt it, rehearsed it over and over
and finally that night where all magic is born
was finally here--
in a closed restaurant with private setting
Never had he gone above and beyond like this
The night air smelled of love
and wise butterflies made their way towards the candles--
as if thinking here is a moment not to be missed
the wine reflected the shadows of the quiet moon
and somewhere in time back when she was only five
a little girl smiled, her dreams are about to come true
Nora Jones caresses the piano keys
she must have written the song for this moment
for every word fell into place in the space between them
how could he have been so divine
to mess with her heart and bring her to utter bliss
she had found her true Romeo
and as he stared into her eyes, hers glistened with tears
she smiled, he seemed content
and then he got down on one knee
reached into his pocket
and popped the question
"Do you think my eyebrows need more trimming?"
and as she stared in confussion
he revealed the tweezers and began to do his facial!
(Lol, I hope you all enjoyed this piece(it's fictional by the way), I'm trying to analyze someone who is narcissistic, how dreadful huh? The poor girl....My first piece of humor I suppose...hehehehehe)
Whatta bummmer...*him*, not the poem :o) Did he furnish his own compact mirror? You had us going all the way for a romantic ending...love this...
Blessings and Laughter ~~ Micke
How delightfully funny! hee, hee, hee...
I guess it wouldn't be delightfully funny if it were true... I think you captured the narcissistic personality quite well... hee, hee...
LOL.....OMGawsh!! This was funny...Talk About A Man Full Of Himself! hee hee, and as for the girl, well I hope it's just that she is ego trippin or a bout of arrogance because a narcissistic personality can be a very serious disorder of the personality. They are totally complicated people, besides makin our skin crawl-lol
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
an enjoyable read and an excellent write
With a twist, I wasn't comfused
just left at awe with this somewhat outstanding piece
Thanks for sharing
Love & peace be with you
Love Nora Jones, but you had me going, ready for the confession of love everlasting with a ring, not some darned tweezers. lol. Excellent write. What a hilarious twist. Liz
You stinker!!! You really got me with this one, I was so thrilled for you having such a romantic proposal! What a gotcha moment! Well done Bernice!;-)(though i'm disappointed;-)ET
Love it Bernice and what a great build up to the finish, though any man who would prefer doing a facial on himself rather than admiring your pretty face is a dumbass that you are better off without. LOL
hugs
Fee
Whats wrong with that; I always ask my other half on my knees if my eyebrows need trimming or my ear hair needs it...after all that is what she is here for, isn't it...? ;) ed
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
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God Bless
Michelle~
Until...
Blessings and Laughter ~~ Micke
Newfie Hugs, Rose
I guess it wouldn't be delightfully funny if it were true... I think you captured the narcissistic personality quite well... hee, hee...
Cryssa
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Harold Matthew Nash
Be always safe,
Karen
With a twist, I wasn't comfused
just left at awe with this somewhat outstanding piece
Thanks for sharing
Love & peace be with you
William
well written humor finds me smiling Bernice...
John
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
hugs
Fee
He going on his knees? to be knighted? or to claim for mercy?
LOL
Georg