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I'm A Mess....
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In response to Chad Sprague's poem "Im a Mess"...


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I'm A Mess

My washer just flooded suds
All over the floor
Is that a knock I hear at
The door?
Darn! Somethings burning
In the kitchen I smell
Guess my chickens cooked
All to hell
Knee gave out on me
Just yesterday
I was chasing the dog
That had got away


I'm A Mess

Hair in curlers .. no
Make-up on
All get up and go's
Done got up and gone
Computers done crashed
Don't know what to do
Families all down with
That darned ole flu
The cats tryin to eat
The bird again
Lord, will this day
Ever end?


© Linda Hill 2003






























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 Reviews of "I'm A Mess...."
Reviewed by M Flack
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
LoL...
Just to prove I'm not all gloom and doom I will freely admit that I loved your poem :o)

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
This was a trip !LOL ! Great write

Reviewed by Sanil nath (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
What is this ? Ha Ha Ha ...
Excellent ...

Nice Write ......... What a Response ...???

The Picture .... Nice ....








~Sanilnath

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Enjoyed! My o my...have had those days a'plenty!

Reviewed by Glenna Cancilla (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
LOL, this one made me smile and laugh.
Very nice write Linda.

Glenna

Reviewed on February 8, 2003
love this fun write, linda! thanks for sharing, and thanks for my >grins < of the day! love, your friend, karen lynn in texas. (((HUGS))) :)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
very cute funny...

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
This is cute...am laughing here..no...ure not a mess...ure my wonderful friend...and i love reading what u write..keep them coming...cheers...love n luck...BHUWAN

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
The picture looks like three forths of the women I just met in Hendersonville, Tenn. They were in a McDonalds at ten am dressed just like this. Did you ever notice that every place you go in Tenn.is either up a hill or down a hill? My sister lives on a hill so it depends on the route you take.

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
I told you people would love this I t is so hilarious especially with that poor picture Hee heehee cant stop laughing at this one

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
I can relate! This is very funny Linda. I love it.
Chrissie

Reviewed by Oisín Breen (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
picture perfect

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Omg...LOL...now that I have been a "Mom" for the last five years HOW WELL I understand those words...ALL OF THEM! Excellant Humorous Write!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
you a mess???
Never!
Good poem!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Linda,
I loved this and the picture was perfect.
peg

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
oh ! one of those days.......been there,
cute, excellent write

William

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by º¿º
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
This was very hilarious!
"The get-up-and-go's done got up and gone"
Super!

º¿º

Reviewed by Linda Murray
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
This is great. Keep up the fun. Sounds a little like my house.---lol


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