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Dust Bunnies
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Dust Bunnies                              

 

I love a spotless house
with white floors
bright and glistening
like those of former floor wax commercials
 
I long for
functional furniture  
shiny with steel
and synthetics
 
I want
no knickknacks
for dust motes to hide among
no dust
thus dust bunnies
get anorexia
waste away
and vanish
 
sometimes
I think
 
my mind
is overpopulated with dust bunnies
and it would be nice to get rid of them
but I am not in favour of hunting
and besides
how painful
to have some hunter blasting away
in my soul
not to mention
the animal rights groups
who would surely come
with their protests and placards
 
so I just daydream
about an empty house
and a carefree soul
 
and the dust bunnies are blissful

 


© Copyright 2006 Regis Auffray

 

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 Reviews of "Dust Bunnies"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 23, 2025
I DON'T CARE HOW CLEAN WE TRY TO KEEP OUR 'HOUSE' THOSE...'DUST BUNNIES'...WILL ATTEMPT TO RESIDE. BUT I FOUND A SOLUTION...! TURN ON THE CELESTIAL LIGHT! LET IT SHINE THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE AND THOSE DUST BUNNIES, MIGHT COME BUT THEY WON'T STAY. BUT THEN, IF YOU PREFER TO ENTERTAIN THEM...JUST LEAVE 'THE LIGHT' OFF AND HAVE FUN. HA! HA! HA!...! GREAT WRITE, THANKS! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on August 20, 2014
I mske my house well lived in and the dust bunnies are there, not bothering me at all, since no one lives here but myself. It's natural and a natural setting, but your dust bunnies get taken care of very well, and I did see photos of your home which is very nice with a lovely deck and a lovely view.

Reviewed by Lena Kovadlo
Reviewed on January 14, 2014
I love how you turn from cleaning the house from the dust to cleaning the mind of things that clutter it, of unwanted things that always come back... Well written. Good use of metaphor. Thanks for sharing.

Reviewed by Nicole Weaver
Reviewed on August 1, 2009
Regis,
Masterfylly done!
Nicole

Reviewed on July 26, 2008
You sure captured this in the most unusual way, and being an Animal rights person, do appreciate your understanding ha, loved it!

I've got you under favourite authors for a long time, how come I just found this Regis?

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on July 24, 2008
LOLOL, i love this, very quirky, and that ending is my favorite

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
I like how cleaning house progresses to cleaning the mind in this unique piece. Great read~

Sheila

Reviewed by Jill Carpenter (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Regis, I would love to have a house like you describe in this wonderful little poem. Alas, my old house is a veritable haven for desert-born dust bunnies, with nooks and crannies, and knock-knacks on shelves I can't reach (much less see, as I am rather short).

I am quite sure that while I sleep dust bunnies also dance in my head and build nests in the nooks and crannies of my brain...they also hide my car keys and shoes from time to time (what other explanation could there be?).

But, no need for rabbit hunting with a gun. I know of a better weapon. It's called canned air. Dust bunnies tremble in fear of it. One splooosh (or two) and they're gone. I do keep a few around on purpose, though. After all, if it weren't for dust bunnies, who would I blame when I lose my keys and my shoes?

Regis, I enjoyed this poem as I always enjoy reading your creations. Though I don't comment as often as I should, I do read here a lot. You are one of my favorites.
dust-bunny smiles to you!
Jill C

Reviewed by David Perry (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Don't hunt the little buggers, let them starve! :)

Reviewed by E. Farrand (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
You have put those dust bunnies to good use. Don't let them settle in your mind, jist let them blow around for awhile.

Reviewed by Deborah Frontiera
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
This gave me a smile. Great images. You would hate my house. I'd rather write than clean house. My philosophy is: when I can write a poem on the table without a pencil, it must be time to dust.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on May 2, 2006
Ahhh yes, I couldn't agree more! A little insight into the real you! (wink)
Warmest regards and respect,
CJ

Reviewed by c lea harris
Reviewed on April 29, 2006
this is so cute,,I once thought a dust bunnie could not be a friend, as I get older, they pretty much hang out anywhere they want, they're certanily safe here,,and protected,,,lol, and dust bunnies of the mind,,yep,,I think we all have them,,whether we want to admit it or not,,,but, when it's time to clean house, there is always more to replace them,,,...thanks for the share

Reviewed by Meredith Dixon (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2006
I love the dust bunnies!!! And the picture you posted! When I was little; very small; I thought the dust bunnies were cotten candy until I tried to eat them and found out very quickly that they were not good at all to eat!!! Silly dust bunnies. So even men have that perfect vision, too, of a perfect home with no clutter, no dust!!!
GREAT to know!!! Love from Meredith Especially liked the part where the animal rights group comes with the placards; I can just envision it now! Thanks so much, Reg!!!

Reviewed on April 5, 2006
This is so cute! Those bunnies are hard to chase, lovely write.
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed on March 28, 2006
Oh this is just delightful, such a cute one Regis! I loved it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by totally anonymous (Reader)
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
a fun poem. Dust bunnies rule in my house they outnumber me:P

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
My head is full of talking ghosts...I'm sure dust bunnies are quieter...

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
awww..that makes me smile, Regis...I'm glad you let the dust bunnies be blissful.

Gina

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
This is so cute! A fantasy creature that we used to search for, but only found when our noses itched and we sneezed! Thanks, Regis, for the memories!

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
An entertainingly whimsical and philosophically profound write. Enjoyed it very much.

Reviewed by Debashish Haar
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
Yes, those animal rights groups can come at you anytime LOL, kidding...Nice fun read.

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on March 26, 2006
fun read... if it wasn't for dust bunnies... I wouldn't have any pets

Reviewed on March 26, 2006
Dust bunnies built up while you least expect it. Wonderful write and fun to read! Thank you Regis!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on March 26, 2006
Funny poem. greatly enjoyed reading this. Peace and love to you regis

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 25, 2006
you have a cool sense of humor, Regis ...

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 25, 2006
What a fun way to start my day Regis, with smiles...at my house I just let the little critters have a couple of rooms to themselves, and we are all happy...smiles
love and peace, Carole

Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on March 25, 2006
Marvelous bit of poetry, Regis. Thanks.

Reviewed by Karen Cino
Reviewed on March 25, 2006
Where you peaking over my shoulder looking at all my adorable knickknacks just sitting there on top of shiny oak, surrounded by dust? Lol. What a way to start my day with such an upbeat poems. Excellent piece of humor.

~hugs~
Karen

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on March 25, 2006
Hehe, this made me smile Regis, I think those dust bunnies are visiting my shelves, they look pretty chilled to me.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 25, 2006
awwwwwwww....I like things to be shiny clean too...but thos bloody dust bunnies keep on tickling my nose...!!

Regis!!!!!!

I need a spring cleaning jobo....no pay just fun and laughter and a couple of sneezes top top it off!!

Lo0ve TinkaSweets!!


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Ah such a wonderful and humorous foray into the Category Humor...do you do house cleaning as I would hire you in a heartbeat...Ed

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Thank for the wonderful smile, Regis. If I pay for a ticket, will you come and help me clean my house. Should take about two weeks. ;-) ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Awwww. Where will the poor bunnies go if you kick them out? I love
the idea of a pristine house. . .and don't. Knicknacks & gewgaws all have histories. Came from loved ones and former patients and students. Kept an orange papier mache giraffe my daughter made"to hang your bracelets and stuff on" until it literally fell apart. About a foot high. . .makes me smile even now. Sorry. Meant to say I got a real kick out of your poem {'case it isn't obvious}. Plan to print it and squeeze it into this furred and cob-webbed archeological dig. DID scrub off the wax build-up on some floors recently. Had t'climb a ladder!! T h a n k s, Reg. Now go make your peace with the bunnies. 'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Marie Wadsworth
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
too funny. It's time for that spring cleaning, isn't it? hilarious and well done.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
I'm smiling at this whimsical poem that has a touch of pathos amongst the humor...excellent write Regis! Thanks for sharing...

Eileen

Reviewed by Janet Bellinger
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
What would we do without our dust bunnies? Cute poem.

Janet

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Ah Reg...you never cease to amaze and amuse me. Love it! Michelle

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Just Think If All Everybody Was That Clean There Would Not Be Disease-Sickness-As Well As Evil Souls Humans Floating Carelessly Thru This Holy Hell World Destroying Killing Everything In Their Paths...

TRASK

Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Regis,

Cute write; but please don't come to my apt. It is a mess! A clean mess, but still a mess! LOL Very well done; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Regis,

You wouldn't like my apartment...clutter. But clean clutter. LOL The dustbunnies 'round here are fat and happy, as am I.

Love this write--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Very cute write, Reg
Cleanliness is next to Godliness...:)
Watch them bunnies breed !
Peter

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Well done Regis.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
I, too, am a fan of a sparkling house, Regis, but I will freely admit that dusting is my least favorite chore. Here in the desert where the humidity is lower than low, by the time I finish dusting, I need to go back and start over again. Cute write!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
I'm guilty of holding a few bunnies hostage at times, myself. LOL
Excellent write. Thanks for sharing, Regis. ;)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
the dust bunnies are blissful

Very good to hear, Regis, since I just joined the DBPL (Dust Bunny Protection League). I'd hate to have to send someone over to your home!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
That's why I am glad I am a slob Reg, I let them not only stay but think I encourage their procreation so it absolves me from having to use too much of that brain space for real thought.

felix

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Love it! Your humor is enlightning this morning. You can write like this anytime and I'll read. With you the Dust Bunnies have a voice and suddenly it's easier to allow them their freedom.
Susan

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Well I love animals and cushions you can sink into and texture but I get your drift, Regis. I think that a Japanese style interior would suit your mood at the moment-clean and uncluttered. This helps to still the mind. If only one room or a space in the garden. Dry wit with a meloncholy touch. I like this, Regis...

Love, Lin

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
Pretty sad state of affairs when you let the dust bunnies rule, Regis.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 24, 2006
lol
wonderful

but bunnies do multiply

pax A


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