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Regret Along the Alimentary Canal
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"A misjudgment for which I must atone / In the smallest room of my house alone / The worst instance yet of hot sauce regret"

Transcendental Sonnet #1229:

Regret Along the Alimentary Canal

 

a silly sonnet for Silke

 

On the banks of the alimentary

Canal tonight there is no peace for me

I put far too much hot sauce on my rice

And the outcome is...  well... not very nice

 

Not just the outcome but the long journey

From end to end is rough for me my friend

It is so tough for me because I tend

To overdo things rather massively

And now must bear this outcome passively

 

A misjudgment for which I must atone

In the smallest room of my house alone

The worst instance yet of hot sauce regret

Why would I do such a thing as to bring

Such fury to such frail anatomy?

 

 

 

+Steven Curtis Lance

 

Copyright MMV  Silke LLC
 

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