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Saucy!
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"If someone sprayed me with pepper spray / I doubt it would work on me today"
*Transcendental Sonnet #1262:* *Saucy!* *If someone sprayed me with pepper spray* *I doubt it would work on me today* *While it is true I eat only rice* *With the odd apple I find it nice* *To drown my rice in Mexican spice* *And as I write this saucy sonnet* *I eat my rice with hot sauce on it* *So much in fact it might surprise you* *Therefore I think I should apprise you* *Should you decide I must go away* *It is pointless to use pepper spray* *But I am always very polite* *I have never been the sort to fight* *Just be blunt and face me ...or Mace me* *+Steven Curtis Lance* *Copyright MMV*

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on January 26, 2005

I am glad to see your sense of humor come out but it would definetly work on me.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on January 26, 2005

LOL. Oh boy thanks for the laugh; I was near to tears just writing my last poem..

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