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Look Out for Lipstick On Your Lance
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"Never refuse / To pay your dues / And be nice to your mother // Lay off the booze / Choose when you snooze / And this that and the other"

Transcendental Sonnet #1263: *Look Out for Lipstick On Your Lance* *advice to my sons* *Boys keep your dipstick* *In your pants* *Look out for lipstick* *On your lance* *Never refuse* *To pay your dues* *And be nice to your mother* *Lay off the booze* *Choose when you snooze* *And this that and the other* *To every rhyme a season* *Make every word tell* *To every time a reason* *And stay out of hell* *+Steven Curtis Lance* *Copyright MMV*

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Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on January 27, 2005

lol

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on January 27, 2005

good advice to anyone's son

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on January 27, 2005

I think it's risque and cute!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on January 27, 2005

Well I read it and I think you have good advice here and no it is not too too.

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