Digicam Digeridoo

Don't know a digicam from a digeridoo
But if I had one I'd take a picture for you
Of my sentimental smile as I dream awhile
Ready for my close-up with a new tattoo

Digeridoo-dah digicam hey
My oh my what a digital day

Technology is way ahead of me you see
Don't even have a camera of any kind
But if I get caught up you'll see the rest of me
I'll leave the twentieth century behind

Wanga-langa ding-dong did you say?
Digeridoo-dah digicam hey

As soon as I fast-forward through the nineteenth one
And then the next one to the present I should be
Ready to join you in the present century
In virtual reality and find it fun
To learn to play the digeridoo just for you
And then I'd take a picture and I'd send that too
To represent a pleasant propinquity

Digeridoo-dah digicam hey
My oh my what a digital day
Wanga-langa ding-dong did you say?
Digeridoo-dah digicam hey

Hey ho hey have a digital day

+Steven Curtis Lance



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