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The Crazy Man Who Called Me
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"I am flattered he recorded each word which I said / Now maybe he can listen to me when I am dead"


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The Crazy Man Who Called Me

 

The crazy man who called me

Told me that I am passive

Told me that he is massive

The crazy man appalled me

 

He analyzed me that I wear

A sign on my back there

A mark which invites people to kick me

He is what we used to call a bully

 

(I gather he is a loser

I think he might be a boozer)

 

A real he-man Republican

He said he was because

He worked for the Bush administration

In this case I might favor castration

 

The crazy man who called me

Spoke of conspiracy

Yet not of poetry

The crazy man appalled me

 

I am flattered he recorded each word which I said

Now maybe he can listen to me when I am dead

 

+Steven Curtis Lance

 

 

 

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 Reviews of "The Crazy Man Who Called Me"
Reviewed on May 29, 2005
This evokes sadness... Steve- he does not know you! May not even read you - the way your TRue friends read and know you! I like your poem- it's to the point in your feelings,toward him passing judgment on you-etc... Keep the FAith- Live Happy and STrOng! Many HuGs,Sheee -Sweet Dreams -

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 28, 2005
For some reason, I do not find the humor in this. Perhaps I am reading too much into it. I am a bit afraid of fanatics of whatever ilk. Thanks for sharing, Stevie. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
"Spoke of conspiracy
Yet not of poetry"
How could he confuse poetry and conspiracy. Next call he'll say your breathing is a conspiracy, which no doubt he will conspire to stop?
Henry

Reviewed by Robin Labenberg
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
I am amazed by your bio and now must read your work..This was light and fun..

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
Crazy, ...Man!

Ron

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
this was funny to read :)

Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
LOL I enjoyed this write, Steven! Thanks.

Peace.


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