"Have you ever been tempted to say / When pursued to avoid being rude / That you are gay / Though you are not / To get away / No matter what?"
Feline Celibacy: Some Idiot Will Say This is Not a Sonnet
Have you ever been tempted to say When pursued to avoid being rude That you are gay Though you are not To get away No matter what?
There is this one: when I think of her Though I enjoy the opposite sex I wish I were And wish I could Escape her hex Be understood As celibate with a big fat cat Be left alone and leave it at that
Steve, this is a great statement in it's simplicity. No one should judge others work on the basis of their sexuality. If Da Vinci, Poe, Madona or Princess Di were gay would it have really changed the status of their worth in their chosen professiions. Keep on writing friend.
Felix
I haven't understood a sonnet yet Steve, but- if it means ----> It's sings to heart like a lulliby- then,I guess I knew it along! or my heart and soul responded to it easily, when you speak and write them- as YOU do~! : ) We say what we must- to avoid a fuss----> : ) Thanks 4 putting a smile on this morning my friend--- This is a sweet -sweet sonnet-
WArmly&Sweetly,Sheeeox
Oh Steve, can I be that one idiot, please, pretty please, I have always enjoyed being my villages idiot, but if I am an idiot, how would I know what the hell a sonnet is anyway...? Sorry, Rufuz may be a virgin, but that might be considered interbreeding with another species, so he will stay with doggies...;) Ed (oh and rufuz)
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peace, Carole
Felix
WArmly&Sweetly,Sheeeox
Ask me what a sonnet is and I have to lie....all I know your work is like "stories" to me!!
Now maybe I am the fool...oops okay..you said it
"Some Idiot Will Say This is Not a Sonnet"..but I truly and honestly does not know the difference...NO JOKING!!
Love Tinka
Joni