A tube a tuba toothpaste A train a thought in vain Wasted through unseemly haste To squeeze away the stain Ran off the rails with madness While toothless tuba-mouth Oom-pah-pah-ing with gladness Laughed roses from the south
Squeeze not your tuba top-down Lest toothpaste never come Before you see a cop frown Then feel his kettledrum- Stick beat dissatisfaction Behind the lower brass Squeeze in an upward action Or take it in the ass
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Joyce Bowling
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The very first thing I thought about when I saw the image was Easter Island and those strange rock statues there.
This is very clever, well written, and colorfully irreverent. I truly bust a gut reading it. Well done!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
God Bless,
LEw