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Will you be ready?
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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When the libido resembles a mosquito

Just what is a young lad to do

Should he go see the doc about fixing his c**k

As those frequent TV commercials so woo

 

I for one have never sat on the seashore

With my mate nude but in a separate tub

If that is their idea of having a good time

I don’t want to be a member of their club

 

Now the scene seems certainly romantic

And maybe that’s part of the charm

Just how do they keep that bathwater warm

To prevent shrivel of the essential short arm

 

I’ve never had the occasion to try the little blue pill

Though I’m told it is very effective

I suppose when I need it I’ll be first one in line

To keep my critical parts erective

 

In the meantime I’m tired of hearing

About being ready for 36 hours

If I had that kind of warning

I’d save a lot of money on flowers

 

 

Copyright 2009 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Will you be ready?"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on September 29, 2009
Love your sense of humour!!!! This one cracked me up! Those commercials get on my nerves!! What exactly would one do with an erection that lasted 4 hours????? giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 4, 2009
As with most drug commercials, the side effects always seem worse than 'the cure.' "Hey, Honey, I've been ready for a long time now, but I can't see or hear, I'm nauseated and constipated, but man am I ready! Hey, are you even home??!!"

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 3, 2009
Fixing his cook?

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 3, 2009
With that little blue pill
each must do it's part
takes two to Tango.......
if not the limp, will stay limp.......
Peace and rise to the occation

William

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 3, 2009
Thank you for sharing you wit and humor, Patrick. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on September 3, 2009
You might save money on flowers, but man think of the economy
That florist likely has a family to raise

If you happen to be saluting with the short arm, but don't have flowers, just tell her your
Feeling patriotic
Have a great day
The Buzzard


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