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Water Closet Woes 5-7-5
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When we remodeled our two bathrooms about three years ago we installed pressure assisted toilets. The tanks have, ahem...crapped out 3 times and now the tanks are no longer sold separately. This has become quite literally a crock of SH*T. Man I really hate to do plumbing.

Toilet Handle Broke After Concluding Business Portends Crappy Day Hardware Department Quit Selling Replacement Part Foretells Crappy Week Crappy Week Inspires Toilet Reincarnation Weekend Plumbing Date Copyright 2010 Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 16, 2010

Dear li'l brother Patrick, let me tell you a philosophical thought about your delicate theme, "shits happens!!!" (LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on April 15, 2010

Hahahahahhaha! Not so funny about the toilets and lack of replacement parts...isn't that usually the way it goes? Your wife's comments (I guess she's your wife, Eileen?) are hilarious too. Hope it's not too crappy a weekend for you......(sorry about the pun) couldn't resist!

Anna

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on April 15, 2010

You mean you're really going to fix them? True love is a husband working on the plumbing. e

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on April 15, 2010

Good thing you can do your own plumbing but there are better toilets now being sold that can flush a bucket of golf balls in one flush or is that a bunch of crap also?

George

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 15, 2010

I think my spouse complains more about our toilets than anything else. Plumbing truly is Crappy, indeed!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on April 14, 2010

My sympathy is with you, Patrick. I hate any kind of "handyman" work. Thank God I have a brother who is a whiz at that kind of thing. Best of luck to you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 14, 2010

Well you could build an outhouse with more than one hole...;-) ed

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