I noted today some most interesting news
And please don’t think of me as perverted
Hugh Hefner decided that it’s now time to print
His magazine in a format converted
Blessed be the day I’m happy to say
Though I haven’t perused one in some time
A centerfold no doubt that literally stands out
To capture a man’s imagination sublime
The glasses create trouble for the American male
Former grains of truth now dissolved particles
The print won’t be readable and we can no longer say
Not looking at pictures just reading the articles
Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors
Ron
Anna
Georg
Fun poem!! Personally, I read Playboy mostly for the interviews. But then I'm a woman, ain' I. Three-D, Schthree-D !!
My husband is of a somewhat different opinion. More D's the better.;)
I love Esquire! All those gawjus men [so the ones in most of the ads are gay; still purdy}, and the writing is beyond wonderful Honest and quirky and thought-provoking. Playboy, it seems to me, has lost ground re writing. Mostly cartoony graphics. (Prob'ly figure men aren't readin' anyway?}
Far as aging eyes go, Ray & I have reading glasses up the wazoo. STILL can't find. . . <sigh> <gasp> <choke>
Happy Oglin' !
Pea
Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Peace,
Dayvid