Only In Wasilla (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Only In Wasilla
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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This story over the news wires I just could not believe. Two fellows in Wasilla, Alaska have marketed salmon flavored vodka. Lordy, Lordy, My gag reflex is on overdrive. There must be something in the water in Wasilla....but that's another story.

There was a time many years ago That I would chase the girlies I’d leave the bar at closing time And wander home with the whirlies The room would spin around my bed Despite my foot upon the floor The morning after with pounding head The Night’s behavior I’d deplore But these two guys from Wasilla Have created a masterful solution To conquer serious overindulgence Preventing Grey matter pollution They’ve infused their vodka with salmon It’s a drink that tastes like fish It appears the folks that attend AA Have been granted their special wish It’s the perfect drinking deterrent Much less severe than death Because I can not imagine Having a hangover with foul fish breath Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on July 5, 2010

Amazing , I wonder what they will think of next!! I don't think it would be very tasty!..M

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Hahahaha! You're hilarious, Patrick! Thanks for the giggles this beautiful summer day!

Anna

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

Sara Palin paid them to do it! Too bad it won't kill dirty politics, cuz the politicians won't drink their own medicine. I agree with Dan on this one!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill

I'm not running out to get some! But maybe these guys should get an "A" for trying!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

...and they are spoiling beer by adding bacon flavor!!!
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes!!!

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

There must be something in the water in Wasilla....

The Thrilla in Wasilla! Eating (or drinking) fish is supposed to be good for your eyesight. Probably why The Palin can see Russia from her house!!

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on June 30, 2010

Mind you, I am just thinking out loud here, but the thought occured to me that Sara Palin and her 'fisherman' husband are from Wasilla...get my drift here?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Yuk! Yuk! but at least the poem was good;-)!

ET

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Like I said; you guys out in desert country will drink anything from cacti-juice to salmon Margaritas'.
Mark

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

A real chuckle. I refuse to let my Vietnamese partner put her fish sauce on my food. She does serve me much broiled salmon--well cooked. I wonder if that was the source of the Mekong Whisky I so readily consumed every night in Thailand...ughh.

Ron

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Must have been Palin's idea.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Neither can I. To each his own I guess. Actually after what has happened in the Gulf, who has an appetite for fish?

GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

I'm so glad you keep us up on the news, I seem to miss so much of import. Great poem! What in heck are they thinking? This looks like stuff to suckle a shark with.
Take Care,
Christine

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Just keep that breathe of yours after that vodka west of the Mississippi, and all will be just peachy...Ed

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

It's just fish bait man, dead dogs don't taste no better. The Exxon Valdes in that region at one time, there you go, mabey the Gulf people will come up with something simular in time, like shrimp flavoured margaritas ha. Hugs! Jasmin Horst