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Bone
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Rainy Afternoon - Stuck in a Mental Fogbank

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My bone needs some attention

A pure hyper extension

A notable ascension

Of significant dimension

An immediate suspension

Of all misapprehension

To facilitate prevention

Of potential hypertension

It’s the medical convention

No theory of my invention

Though I probably should mention

The unfortunate retention

Of my thoughts held in detention

Contribute to mental tension

At least that’s my contention

And since I don’t collect a pension

Continue to work with apprehension

 

While

 

Convincing the muse to do its part

To stroke the bone that wears no glove

To humorously inspire this old fart

Because it’s funny bone that I really love

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Bone"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 9, 2010
Bone appatight.

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 7, 2010
OK, Richard here's her reply. Eileen tried to post but somehow got a blank and once you post a blank you can't add another review.

"I checked with friend, Lorena Bobbitt, but her advice was somewhat extreme."

Should I be worried?

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 7, 2010
Awesome, and equally hilarious write, Patrick!!! LOVE your sense of humor my friend!

Giggling,
Anna

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Love your humor! Nice word associations.

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Just adore your humor Patrick...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
I can hardly wait to read Eileen's take on this one.....

I'm still waiting......

Dick

Reviewed on October 6, 2010
This is delightful, Patrick, and I love the piccy! Too funny; thanks for the smiles!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
was it your intention to hold your bone in contention while your aliteration receives an ovation;-)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
I think your muse responded very well, Patrick; thank you for sharing your word play, with and humor. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Too Funny!

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
IT'S AMAZING THE THINGS THAT RAIN BRINGS TO MIND...AND NO ONE CAN MAKE A COMPLAINT AND AN ANSWERED REQUEST SOUND SO GOOD TOGETHER. YOU 'BONE' WELL(CHUCKLE). THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS * FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
This is as hilarious and clever as I have grown to expect from you!
Best Wishes,
Christine

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Okay, now it's your turn to make people wonder about your "bone". As always, very clever and very funny.
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
There's always the Jeff Foxworthy Show! You are smarter than a fifth grader Patrick and Eileen knows you can spell Weasel and Ozark! How 'bout Redneck?

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Susan Bergeron
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
love the poem...rainy afternoons must be going around...we have one here in New Hampshire today...my bones are a grumblin...God Bless! Sue

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Stuck indeed. Interesting muse tho, I must admit. Well done.


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