Literary Pimp
Just for now and just for wife
A literary pimp am I
Extolling all of the virtues
Of the trade that she does ply
She’s fresh out on the market
And just so that you know
You’ll get incredible amusement
For just twelve bucks a throw
I can’t say that she’s a virgin
Because it’s her book number two
But I can tell you for a good time
This is just what you should do
Take your little mousy thing
And point it towards her den
Just this once she will allow
This chance to let you in
Satisfaction guaranteed
Her wares I often sample
This one in particular
Is a mighty fine example
So pony up while the iron’s hot
Your pituitary will be set on fire
She needs to sell herself enough
So that I can soon retire
Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors
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Anna
Ron
Regis
Love,
Eileen
The man has wit and humor if a little off-beat and odd,
Other than the sexual innuendo, this is a helpful prod.
The AD bookstore does list my book, I'm not sure why the trouble,
But if you choose to buy, PLEASE DO! Mister's honey rewards will double.
If you can't get it through AD's Bookstore (check their SIGNED BOOKS book store under my name or YA books), you can buy from Amazon or message me with an address and the book will be on its way (signed!) next week.
:0)
I'm gearing up to get a few books, and I'll be sure to include hers.
Listen, you are doing the right thing! For years we woman have been invisible behind the men (look at Einstein's wife, for instance...and the two guys that are credited with discovery of DNA, the woman who truly discovered it, oh I'm sorry to be going off a bit) anyway, so stand on the street corner for her if you have to. (And when is your book coming out? I would like a copy of that in my hands too)!
Blessings,
Christine
Mark