Another bad start to my day

My Wiki leaked onto the floor

Need more practice with my aim

Once inside the bathroom door

Not my fault it takes two hands

One for lid and one for me

Designed by a woman to stay down

I have to hold it up when I need to pee

By sad coincidence the handle’s broke

The wife refuses to use the thing

I can still manage to make it work

I should tie the lid up with a string

It would make my life a little simpler

But sure as heck I’d have no fun

Testing the pucker power of concentration

While trying to get the knot undone

Best to admit defeat while I still can

And make a trip to the hardware store

Then install a new efficient model

So my Wiki leaks on the floor no more

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors