38DD (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on May 25, 2011

This is so funny, I have been on the same end as you with my Rottie's. Had to stop sharing the Cheetos's which was good cause I don't need them either. Great rhyme in this giggler!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 7, 2011

I guess I could be considered mean. I restricted my Jazz to geriatric dog food and one milk biscuit a day to clean his teeth. That made him a very happy, healthy, frisky pup until he died fighting a big dog at 10 or so years old. The best part was that I never stepped in any stinky gooey poop in the yard�it was always dry and hard and made great fertilizer.

A good lesson I'm trying to keep in my life in spite of all the treats everyone wants to give me, like a surprise Mother's Day party at work with spaghetti, cake and ice cream. Get the picture?

Ron

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on May 5, 2011

I wish success to both you and your friend. Losing it is never as easy as gaining it!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on May 4, 2011

You got my attention... ...and kept it, Patrick. Well done. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)

Reviewed on May 3, 2011

The Biggest Doggie Loser she'll never be
Not with those deep brown limpid pools
and the Nilla wafer love-me look.
Now just one little piece of pizza crust
Then tell me more of those double D's

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)

Reviewed on May 1, 2011

hee hee heee..very enjoyable..Besties to Nilla and you for sharing.. :)neerja

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on April 30, 2011

Poor Nilla. She'll probably never be able to figure out why she no longer gets her pizza crust. She'll be thinking that Master PG has turned into Monster PG (and you'll be rationalizing that its all in her best interests) TOUGH LOVE, my friend. Nice write, Seen her picture before in writes by Momma Master.

Thanks Dick

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on April 30, 2011

I just had an idea...what if you create an infomercial for doggy diets, using your little friend as the spokesdog, I don't think you'd be barking up the wrong tree.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 30, 2011

Share The Pain,
You'll Both Gain (Lose).

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

You know what does it, don't you? It's those big brown eyes. Kody is my fourth Cavalier King Charles and, as the other three, damn, if he's not on his way to being a 38DD. Of course, though, If I cut the noshing so would he.
Mark

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

Good humor nicely put to poetry, Patrick. Well done. Hmmmmmmmmmm......
GOOD HUMOR ..................ICE CREAM !!!! yum

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

Absolutely a hilarious confusion with the title, and then some fabulous stripped down reality. Very sweet, too, and I'm going to attempt to join you on limiting my cookies. :)
Christine

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

Adorable picture and poem; well done, Patrick! Enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

Awww, damn, I was truly hoping you were talking about your "pec's" as man boobs are so damn sexy...LOL...stop feeding the dog those pizza crusts, send them to me instead...that part of the pizza I "think" I can eat...? ed

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

She would appreciate your SUPPORT while she loses ten pounds. You have imagined the scene at the vet very well. . .it went exactly like that, Mr. Pizza-Dough Sharing Person. Next time, you go for the lecture. She's still our precious Ewok.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

Giggle...you're tooooo funny,Patrick! The title initially drew me in....then I read the poem....Adorable write, my friend!

Anna

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on April 29, 2011

OMG I thought it was ooops.... aweee ya both got to take care of your selves sweet man and sweet doggie oh my so cute....Hugss