Can a zombie go to heaven?
I’ve really got to know
I tried to check with the CDC
But it caused their site to blow
The rapture is a comin’
And I can’t take the chance
If a zombie was to bite me
Can I still go to the dance?
Or maybe they are first in line
When that light shines in our eyes
It could get really crowded
On that plane of our demise
I hope you get your site up soon
I hear zombies at my door
I really need some answers fast
Unlike what you’ve done before
Five more days and counting
Two strange mantras cross my lips
Never thought that I would ever have
A choice of Apocalypse
Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors
However the new crop of zombies is purely theatrical, arriving is John Bidwell described from the movies (they have to move–stiffs don't make very interesting objects–but when they move it gets exciting) that of course the youth culture find very entertaining and desirous of emulating.
For the life of the I can't understand why our youth are so interested in mindless craving for live people's blood when all they have to do is find a willing young lady when she's at the right time of the month. Then they can cut out the act altogether.
Great poem, by the way.
Ron
Regis
Anna
Nice Shtick, as always Patrick.
Thanks Dick
Chip Bergeron
The cosmic collapse of reason mostly sends me running for cover, but you crawled out and left an amazing gem here.
Bravo!!!
John
Of course you have to bone up on your governmentese if you want
to undertstand the answers. In any even, this was great fun.
-gene.
Mark
It's right on the money, with all the modern day madness.