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Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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A Mayday Poem for your amusement.
Mayday - Derived from the French term m’aider (help me)


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Mayday Mayday Mayday

I’ve run out of French Djion

Pardon me masseur

Would you have any grey poupon

 

Mayday Mayday Mayday

My ship is sinking fast

I need that mustard quickly

For this sandwich is my last

 

Mayday Mayday Mayday

The water’s at my knees

Don’t like my bread too soggy

Can you expedite this please

 

Mayday Mayday Mayday

The waves are at my waist

If you don’t deliver soon

Salt is all I’ll taste

 

Mayday Mayday Mayday

The waves are at my neck

If you do not hurry

You’ll never spot the deck

 

Mayday Mayday Mayday

My ship is now a sub

Never mind the mustard

Glub glub glub glub glub

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!"
Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on May 19, 2012
Hmm, great laughable material. I love it. Made me smile. Thanks, Patrick.

Starman
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 2, 2012
U can tell that brother Ed is from some dump for hoagies like Chicago...mustard is not a "sub" condiment...e
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on May 2, 2012
Merci Mayday on May Day ! Hilarious ! Love to laugh
along with you ! Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on May 2, 2012
A tickling fancy *Patrick* of
amusement from the giggles!!!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 2, 2012
Hahahahaha! This is completely hilarious!!!!!!!!!! You're awesome! Thanks for the laughter!

Anna
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on May 2, 2012
CUZ PAT ... S O S ... SHIP ON SHOAL !

NEXT TIME YER IN A FAST-FOOD CARRY-OUT STORE, GRAB A BIG HANDFUL OF THOSE LITTLE 'CONDIMENT PACKETS' ... PUT IN 'MEAT DRAWER' OF FRIDGE - DON'T TAKE UP MUCH SPACE, AND LAST FOREVER!

BON APETITE! TK ...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 2, 2012
I never knew subs didn't come with mustard. I learn something new, every day.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 1, 2012
Great one, Patrick.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on May 1, 2012
Surely you're talking about Chateau Neuf de Pape, no, bless ya!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 1, 2012
Yuk, Yuk, Monsieur . . .
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on May 1, 2012
Okay, to solve this lack of mustard problem, always keep a can of Coleman's dry mustard in your spice cabinet because, once mixed, it will not only add to the taste of...? whatever, taking a deep whiff, it'll also clear your sinuses.
Mark
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