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HOW DO THEY KNOW?
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Millions of tablets are taken everyday, how do these tablets know where to go?

I realise that there are,

well greater problems,

but this one will not go away.

It is one that has perplexed me

almost every day,

albeit that I do ponder

a little too long in thought

I would like to know

How does a tablet know where to go?

You see if I take one for a headache

it seems to get right to the place

and if I take one for a back ache

it too knows its space.

Now is there a sat nav for tablets

that sends them on their way

or is it hit and miss?

which to me would cause dismay.

You see if it was all guess work

and I had constipation

what if the tablet said

I'm lost and went in the wrong direction?

This really does perplex me

I dont have an arthretic ear,

but the tablet I take for my knee joint

might end up there?

Its all rather confusing

how do these tablets know?

Call me slightly upstairs

but next time you pop one in,

just hope its going where you think it is

if its not

then where is it going?

 


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 Reviews of "HOW DO THEY KNOW?"
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on July 26, 2009
LOL..well maybe some know because of your blood work they would tell your doctors you need them huh..Giggless..good one ...Hugss

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on July 26, 2009
A well written poem,take care

EDWIN


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