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“Wings Every 28 Days To 7 Days Of Hell”

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We are on a journey to the Shopping Mall
Where Aliens smiles at you
Why?
It’s time to search for some tampon or two
Teresa and I every now and then!!
Leave the Den behind just to have some fun
So she dared me to do this silly thing… yyy!!
But we cannot deny … this is a disaster
We saw some NEW pads for THONGS!!
God Teresa look!!… just look at this… Oh!! Dear me!!
They rather look like mini pizza slices to me
There are some for FAT girls…
For those who needs tha BIGGER wings
Some to fit me…
Some for this…
Some for THAT
OH! I am so glad for menopause
But not for this F#$*&… ing stress
I am not that young… like you Teresa
Who still have to choose for a long-long time!!
It drives me…. will drive me NUTZ!!
Some with deodorant
Some non deodorant… sissssssaaaaaaa!!
Extra thick… more absorbent
New fibre bla – bla – bla!!
Oh! God thanks for menopause!!
I just want my normal Pads ala diapers…
And You poor Teresa want the normal size Tampax Tampons
Not for pearl girls…. Or do you?
Not even those Tinka …. believe it or not…
That looks like flower… good Lordy!!
Yes Teresa my friend…
God knows those must be for the h i p p i’ s!!
Goodness…. I think when you try to take them out
You have to dig deep!!
Even those you self insert
You have to dig for it later… YUK!!
No wonder some ladies has false nails!!
You can just as well masturbate
This is a disaster Teresa!!
Not a laughing matter girl…
Stop f#cking laughing at me…
Some has glue… that sticks to you fanny lips!!
No wonder they feel cracked and all wrinkle up!!
Ya!! That reminds me…
I must still buy some age defying cream
You know I am so sick of commercials about wings
The only wings I need
Is my angel wings…
Not wings for thongs… or condoms!!
Not even these G ~ String wingy things… JaYsuS!!
I Rather search for my G ~ Spot!!
I think I lost that one… or maybe my husband did!!
What do we need those wings for
The damned strings goes up your… ASS!!
I don’t like thongs
But you do Teresa… it’s today’s fashion
And I am still old fashion
But You are not… so make your pick girly!!
After so many years
I have seen so many shapes and sizes
Except for one thing… that grown bigger…
But stay small lately…??????
You know what I mean!!
Thank God for menopause!!
Rather give Me the real BAD “old” fashioned ones
I’ll have “Always” and you can rely on them
Diapers are not made for fun
Days within the 28 are for fun yes!!
But 7 of them are made for hell!!
Now it is 7 days of hell time for me again
Oh! God hope my menopause will come soon!!
Maybe it did that’s why I pay this tribute to
TAMPON ALA MAXI PADS GHALAW!!
Yip!! Those were the days!!
Trying to dig for strings
That was swallowed by those thongs and ass’
Good luck to those still young
Not sure what they gonna hang on to!!
Maybe just a condom!!!
Used like jiffy bags
Zip ~ seal after use
Send of to the nearest blood ~ bank
Just in case of an emergency!!
Lets go home Teresa!!!
Good luck to those!!!!!
I am out of here
AD is waiting
He ` he ` he

Happy Christmas to ALL

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