HELP!! Ronny!! I can’t hold on any longer Press the adjusting-valve Hold on to the control stick Help me!! Shut up… don’t yell at me My bloody ears can’t handle it What must I do first? Just do something damn it Let me… Shut you…down first!! Just see to it…that we fly straight And I will check my notes Just hurry up Ronny We are on our why to…outer-space What!! Ouch!! No man…! It says here The first damn mistake you made You were suppose to…Hmmm Close the adjust valve completely Before starting the engines But I thought it said… OPEN! Don’t think Tinky!! That’s usually where the problem starts Just don’t bloody think okay! Leave that to me You always get it the wrong way around You mixed it up… It’s the control stick that must be open not your mouth Now do as I tell you to okay!! First switch the lights on I can't even see my hands in front of me Pull out the adjust valve…slowly Adjust valve out… Push the control lever forward Until you can see the horizon Ronny I think you on the wrong page dear I told you not to think Tinky!! But I still think you must look under… Astronautics… Space travel…or something Why? Because I think we are out in space already Unless my dear… you call “that”…. the Horizon You could be right you know!! My laptop is floating upside down Switch off the bloody engines… Immediately!! I think we are in an orbit already Don’t think Tinky I can see we have no gravity I am ready for my first space walk Are you f…ing crazy! Why not? We are here now… Sooo We can just as well enjoy it Good point… What a beautiful unbelievable sight But I would liked it more… If we were a closer distance… from earth Lets try and contact someone There is no reaction from any control tower Try Houston Okay!! I tell you what… Why don’t you ask Houston for some help Ask them for a return route to earth While I go for a nice space walk…. Helloooo!! Can anyone hear me? This is Tinky and Ronny Can you hear me!! We hear you… You really have a bigger problem Than you thought you had Oh! Houston!! Your planet is beautiful from here… WHAT!! Bigger problem than we thought… Now What!! Oh! Andy my angel catch me before I break a leg…
YOur a riot Tink- Awesome WRite here- long and made me smile as I read it dowwwwwwwwwn.... Love,Sheee
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2005
adjust valve completely: I couldn't get the zipper open?
Houston, what zipper?
Love these writes Tinka...
Your now on my tracker. Thought you was, but you wasn't...
Lurve ya!
wow, tink, i had to go back to the top and look at the name to be sure of who i was reading. this is certainly different but i think i enjoyed the ride.
by the way, is anyone else having to log back in after every review or is just me?
hahahaha they are back folks the daunting duo with the screwo minds
were space walkers long before they flew;-) hehehe love it Tinks and ron;-) smooooch!
LOL Tinks! Great write and I can't wait to read more. You took your reader right up there with you. Nice use of dialogue to get the message across. Something different from a talented and versatile lady.
Lekker bly!
Chanti
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
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Houston, what zipper?
Love these writes Tinka...
Your now on my tracker. Thought you was, but you wasn't...
Lurve ya!
Reindeer
cheers, tinka!
peace and love, Carole
by the way, is anyone else having to log back in after every review or is just me?
were space walkers long before they flew;-) hehehe love it Tinks and ron;-) smooooch!
Eileen
Paul;-)
That’s usually where the problem starts
Just don’t bloody think okay!
This Ronny sure is a mean fella! And, oh boy, you're calling for Clumsy Andy to catch you?! Wow! Hang On, Tinky - you are in for one rough ride!
On the other hand, in zero G, you'll be coming in just fine.
Ron(ny?)
Take care,
Sherry
Felix
Lekker bly!
Chanti