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Hot Balloon Ride 2 {Reality}
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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Hot Balloon Ride 2 {Reality}

Can you hear me!!
Heloooooo!!!
Hello Houston!!
We have received your message….
Confirm please!!
Ronny did you say space…walk?
And return route!!
They said we have a problem
That’s bigger than we thought…
Oh!! Just keep on trying
Get the F…ing info on how to fly back
Amazing how you can tell me what to do
While you fly around like some Astronaut
Shit man I am trying my best here…
Okay Houston I confirm
Amazing….Tinky!!
Thank you… but our concern is…
How to get you back to mother earth
Hey Tinky!!…tell Houston to relax
We are enjoying our self like hell out here
Ask Houston…
If we can do a few experiments for them…
While we are out here…
Tinky did you know…
How much of our planet is covered in water
The planet is basically a ball of water..
Just with a spec of land here and there
Less than a third of the surface is dry land
It looks like the deserts are getting bigger
And the forests are getting smaller
Why don’t we…
Go and take a look at the hole…
In the ozone layer Ronny
Well Tinky you know…
Sometimes there is something…
Like a brain behind that face of yours
The hole is above the South Pole
But I think we have to switch…
These engines on to change our orbit
Just you make sure the release valve
Is closed this time Tinky…okay!!
Okay!!
Okay Ronny dear…
Yes…we still want to stay in the orbit of the earth
I have no passion to go to Mars
This is far enough..
Okay then… just make sure the release valve is close
Otherwise we will land up at Saturnus
Engine on…. Many lights
Here we gooooo….
Aim for south and hope for the best
WROOOOOOMMM!!!
Geeeeewizzzzzzz !!!
You only need a little driving force…
To move quite a distance…
Remember we don’t have to…
Overcome the gravity…
My propeller would work nicely in space
But you are rotating…
And not your propeller Ronny
Remember that big belly of yours… has no weight….
Ahaaaaaaaha!
This is a nice way to lose weight
We will call it the “Weight-less” diet 
Ronny look at that big hole in the ozone…layer
It is unbelievable!!
I thought it was much smaller
Or let me rather say ...
I did not expect this…
Can you imagine…
People letting out so much gas to cause this!!
And fridges and cars
And factories
And Cows
“Come in Tinky & Ronny…come in!”
This is Houston do you read me COME IN!!
I think we can solve your problem
With your return route… back to earth
Houston?
Why don’t we just fall through…
The big hole in the ozone layer
Negative
Tinky
But thank you for the suggestion
Repeat!!
Negative…and don’t think Tinky
Leave that to us
Okay Houston
I won’t think
I will just go back to sleep
Goodnight Ronny love
Sweet dreams to you … see you tomorrow
Are you still waiting to catch me…Andy dear
When I fall down in your garden…
Out of my dream…
Into your waiting arms?
Okay catch me here I come
DOOFFFF!!
AAAuch!!
Eina!!


 

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 Reviews of "Hot Balloon Ride 2 {Reality}"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2005
I agree with Jude...
What a fun write
I love those birds...
x0x0x0x0x

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 16, 2005
You two look marvelous in those space suits, but Ronny is far too mean!!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 16, 2005
Tinka my dear friend
this a very funny thingy
you have created here

William .....Peace & Love

Reviewed on August 16, 2005
Oh my, Tinka this is so funny! Outstanding,

Reindeer

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
Looking for the continuation of the space saga, which was quite "spacey"--couldn't stop grinning at the chickens in the bomber jackets, (or were those Harley jackets?)

Always wondered what happened in the afterlife to the two pet baby chicks I raised as a child. LOL
blessin's Sis Tinka, keep us smiling,
cynth'ya

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
Funny! Funny! Funny!

Cynthia

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
you have gone where no woman has gone before ;)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
UH OH Look out fish pond.

thebloodyaussieswereveryluckytodrawer...

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
A hilarious, hoot of a ride Tinks...

peace and love, Carole

Reviewed on August 15, 2005
A dekightful fun read!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2005

I confirm Tinka ...I cinfirm Tinka
You have just made laugh my ass off!!!!
excellent,,...OUTRAGEOUS AND THE MUSIC!!!LOL
GREAT!
Tinka....Gotta love ya!
peace',
Rich Criso Suarez

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
hahaha youa are too funny Tinks and Ron, you both have some really great adventures. As for Andy catching Tinka did you forget he's the SPLAT man!;-) Better think again;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
too funny sofar Tinka my friend

Felix

Reviewed by Leah Wilson
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
Tinky...hahahha...you really are flying "high" on this one. I love it!! Gave me a laugh too! Love, Leah


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