”Happy Birthday Eddie” By water and virgin grass Outfits uncomfortable and tight Becomes oppressive burden Let go of your jacket skirt or trousers And even the prevention cloth Shoes and socks pulled off Toes free brings a happiness Of a slight itchy lusty feeling Gone with the prosthesis Glasses and artificial teeth The weak imitation of body’s grit Eventually what was left Was a pill-mille-pede (hedgehog) Knock- knock disappear another ell meter Now unbridled part of all the joy Am I an attenuation of Salaciously white skeleton No G-string no nothing to cover up “The Male Nudist” Not Me :o))))
“How do you explain what a G-string is? He-He-He-giggles-blushing sleazy grin :o)) Well you tell him it is something like a Half-inch fan belt on a three-inch pulley :)))
LOL LOL Absolutely Perfect!!!!!
love it Tinka. Gotta remember the gstring. Perfection!
High five to you my dear and a great big pat on the back too.
Tracey
xoox (c :) 84 everyday!!
Gone with the prosthesis
Glasses and artificial teeth
I threw those out this morning! And thanks so very much, Tinky, for this marvelous birthday poem, and for that very enlightening g-string explanation - now it all makes sense!
Well you tell him it is something like a
Half-inch fan belt on a three-inch pulley !!!!!!!
And LOL at Little Andy - I just can't get him to keep any secrets, secret.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 16, 2005
Happy 72nd Edddie boy.
Nice one for the young at heart man.
Born 16-8-33 at AREA 51.OK captured. But that is top secret!Area 51, also known as Groom Lake, is a secret military facility about 90 miles north of Las Vegas Where code name Edward Kostro is kept.
popular symbol for the alleged U.S. Government UFO cover-up. [GC 8/26]
The page below is an entry point into the largest public database of information on the base and surrounding areas, assembled by the [old] Area 51 Research Center. Much about Area 51 remains a mystery, but here's what we do know.
Code Ed was captured. He has an interest in capturing earths animal population.
This Alien is under 24/7 surveillance.
Is belived to be interested in a femanimal spiecies from britain, as this country has earths only intelligence.
Keeps mumbling about his burnt-side. If it is seen. Run run run.
hahaha...oooohhh...hahahah..Tinky, you've done it this time! So very cute and funny. I'm sure Ed will get a kick or two or more from this one! Love, Leah
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love it Tinka. Gotta remember the gstring. Perfection!
High five to you my dear and a great big pat on the back too.
Tracey
xoox (c :) 84 everyday!!
(((HGUS))) and love, Kalra. :)
lol ....happy birthday indeed!!!
Tinka you're too much.
peace',
Rich Criso Suarez
Happy B D Ed.......
I know this made Eddie boy blush a bit! Great write Tinka!
Happy Belated Birthday Eddie!
Lisa
Happy Birthday Ed!
peace, Carole
Paulk;-)
Glasses and artificial teeth
I threw those out this morning! And thanks so very much, Tinky, for this marvelous birthday poem, and for that very enlightening g-string explanation - now it all makes sense!
Well you tell him it is something like a
Half-inch fan belt on a three-inch pulley !!!!!!!
And LOL at Little Andy - I just can't get him to keep any secrets, secret.
Nice one for the young at heart man.
Born 16-8-33 at AREA 51.OK captured. But that is top secret!Area 51, also known as Groom Lake, is a secret military facility about 90 miles north of Las Vegas Where code name Edward Kostro is kept.
popular symbol for the alleged U.S. Government UFO cover-up. [GC 8/26]
The page below is an entry point into the largest public database of information on the base and surrounding areas, assembled by the [old] Area 51 Research Center. Much about Area 51 remains a mystery, but here's what we do know.
Code Ed was captured. He has an interest in capturing earths animal population.
This Alien is under 24/7 surveillance.
Is belived to be interested in a femanimal spiecies from britain, as this country has earths only intelligence.
Keeps mumbling about his burnt-side. If it is seen. Run run run.
Eddy as well.
Felix
tiger
lily
Love Tinky