Ronny!! It's time to take off again my man!! Hope you ready for this jolly ride!! Buckle - Up here we go!!
"Thanks to Sherry Heim for sharing the picture"
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"Hot Balloon Ride 3 "
Ronny -These balloons are impressive!! Tinky - Yes we would’ve landed hard without them Ronny-Ya!! Tinky - I think we are still gonna land hard… where are we? Ronny- Good question girl… somewhere above the ocean Tinky - I can see that dammit!! Ronny - Well that is one way of cooling off after… being so close to hell!! Tinky - Ya… Ronny!! You look like you’ve been very pretty close to hell yourself Ronny - Give me those binoculars …Quick!! Let me try and see where we are Tinky - We need all the help we can get… Mayday, Mayday…Mayday… sh#t there is no answer…. This is Ronny and Tinky… we have an emergency!! Ronny - I can see land!! But it’s a long way … dammit!! Tinky - Ronny you are the better swimmer between the two of us Ronny - Forget it… I will never make it Tinky - Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!! Still no f#$*ing reply!! Ronny - Type SOS ***~~~~~~*** on the microphone… tocktocktocktoooooooooooooooooocktocktocktock… Tinky - Nothing no one make contact with me Ronny - I can't see a sole Tinky - Lets go to plan B Ronny - What gives me the idea it will come down to that swimming thing!! Tinky - We must flippin’ get ready for a real hard landing Ronny - We have to jump before we hit the water Tinky - Never I stay right here Ronnt- (jumping) … See you down there!!!!!… Tinky - (still in the basket) BLOOOOP….WHAAAAAA!! Ronny - The basket is floating !! HORAAYYYY!!! Tinky - Grab the rope Ronny…you have to pull me to the shore Ronny- ??????? I knew it was going to me who has to do all the work like back at home Tinky!! Tinky - You’ll have to swim and get us some help Ronny - ???#.$%$#. Oh!! F#ck jaysus….. SHARK….oooooooo!!!!! HELP!!! ….Weeeeeee… (going at 100 mph)… EEYAARG!! Tinky - Not so fast Ronny my boy…..WOOOOOOCH!! following Ronny on the rope… but he forgot he had it in his hand…..lol!! Ronny - At last… poor Tinky… I have to get help… . maybe sea-rescue to help her….that shark is BIG!! Tinky - Hello!! Ronny!!…. ( landing next to him on the sand :) Ronny - OOH!! I GONNA KILL YOU… YOU BETTER RUN……WHAAATCHIT!! Tinky - Don’t fight with me now man…… look we are safe and on dry land Ronny - I gonna wring you pretty little neck Tinky - Listen!! I will never do it again Ronny - I heard that one before Tinky - “This time I am really serious about it… promise” Ronny - How do I know that? Tinky - I give you my word like always Ronny - I can just as well write that on my stomach and wipe it off with my shirt… it’s bullshit Tinky - Come on man I will bye you a nice pizza in the nearest town we get Ronny - That sounds much better Tinky - (silently)… shooo that’s better!! Ronny- Come I am on my way to the nearest town Tinky - But Ronny?? We don’t even know on which continent we are… And they might even not… even know what a pizza is…or never even heard of a honey-bun in this jungle!! Ronny - Have you got any clever ideas? I am hungry and in a very bad mood Tinky!! Tinky - I think we are in the Southern Hemisphere Ronny - How do you know that? Tinky - It’s…. hmmm… now winter down here.. look at the angle of the sun… and feel how cold it is… we are on the east side of some other continent Ronny - How do you know that? Tinky - Well look at the angle of the sun… north must be there… then that is east… I think we are at the Tropic Islands Ronny - Why do you say that? Tinky - A few reasons…look at the lush forest… and feel the temperature of the ocean Ronny - What the hell has the temperature of the water got to do with us? Tinky - While you where swimming so nicely you drifted south Ronny - You mean I swam further than I was suppose to swim? Tinky - You were in an ocean current… that means that warm water …south… flows from the equator!! Ronny - Hell Tinky! Where did you learn about all these things? Tinky - In nursery school… shut up I am thinking???? But listen I guess we are on the East coast of South America Ronny - YOU GUESS!! Oh! God!!!!! Tinky - Yes...I think this is the Atlantic Ocean Ronny - Did you taste the water? YUK!! Tinky - Yes ...I think this is the Atlantic Ocean… look at the huge waves… and the difference between high tide and low tide… that is also called EBB & FLOW… this is definitely not the Pacific Ocean… and I think it’s not the Indian Ocean Ronny- WHY!! ( starting to play with “coconuts”) booing-booing (jumping out of frustration) jumping… booing-booing Tinky - Yes!! I tasted the water… the Atlantic Ocean are more salty and it is the “Chief” or the biggest of the three Ocean’s Ronny - Aauchhhhh!! You are pulling my leg here…. Kick!! Tinky - I am serious… and it is even getting bigger… Africa and the America’s… are busy moving further and further apart!! Ronny - “Bong” Coconut on the head…then… it’s a good thing I swam today!!…Because if I did it later it would have been a longer distance for me… sigh!! Good Lordy me!! Tinky - F### ck this beach talks… this girl is also hungry now Ronny - Ya my babe… lets go… barefoot in the sand … onto… from …some beach to nowhere or something nice to eat!!
I don't know why Tinka, but everytime I see the words - "Hot Balloon Ride" I think of a giant balloon shaped like a you know what, waiting to give me the ride of a lifetime. LOL.....
O.K.Tink-- : ) Don't know where you got an idea like this : ) But, yOur Wacked.. This was more than Excellent.. what's left.. Ha,ha.. Iloved the Country bopping music along with it Sweets- Thanks for putting more smiles on my face today-- Awesome LONG and thourough write of Adventure.. That was your Balloon I saw Saturd - just about fall into our Ocean huh- Glad - it all worked out well-- GEt good vittles? What a riot-
Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2005
Tinka,
not only are you talented ,...but your sense of humor is
just appealing as could be!
great write here!
peace',
Rich Criso Suarez
cute write. maybe you landed near me i'm close to the beach. call me if you need a lift. i'll air up the old ballon and swoon down to pick ya' up. sorry the baskets only big enuff for 2. ronnie'll have to walk. i'll write down the durections.
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So good!
~ Sara
all these things?
Tinky - In nursery school…
You were one smart kid, Tinky! But now, as an adult, I think you need to find a nicer traveling companion!!!
love and peace, Carole
Take care,
Sherry
Tinka,
not only are you talented ,...but your sense of humor is
just appealing as could be!
great write here!
peace',
Rich Criso Suarez
Wonderful fun write :-)
You have me at a loss...when did you get so funny? Hilarious romp. Please don't stop...
Peace,
B
Very enjoyable Tinks..
Felix
LOVE THE MUSIC. EEEEEE....HAH.
TX