The most horrible thingy That could ever happen to a Cock Is when he loses all his feathers!!
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Once Upon a while ago Even that… was not that long ago There was a man and his wife…(that’s me) Who lived on a farm… Still do… And a nice place… I must say!! They had a cow and a goat (a few) And about 60 pigs…
Some chicken… And this very handsome Cock!! Oh!! Yeah! … and… many dogs But one - day disaster struck them… But thankfully for everyone The farmer’s wife was the clever one Not that I want to admit that But I think I am that wife see… he – he - he Okay!! Lets get back to the story One day there was this massive storm And the wind was very strong So it picked up everything on the yard Even the Cock that was wandering around And the poor thing landed up… Into the blades of the windmill And he lost almost all his feathers But as he came down... On his way back to the ground The farmer came along on... His Massey Ferguson And … Agh!! Shame!! The poor Cock landed on the fan belt… And this was… The most horrible thing That could happen to a Cock He lost all his feathers Every single one he had On his ugly… beautiful body So the story goes He... that’s the Cock Was walking around naked on the farm Swear he will never become a cross dresser And the farmers wife… that me Had to make a plan Because it was time for the Priest (minister)
To come over for Sunday visit and tea So I had to dress this Cock And make him look respectable So I made him an over-all With blue denim material With a zip at the front you know A nice zipper… like a leather jacket Just to get in and out of it So while we where… Having tea on the front stoop Mister Cock had to come and show off And priest started to smile It’s the first time in my life I’ v seen this He thought it was very funny But that’s not funny Have you really seen funny before Funny is… When a cock wants sex with the chicks And he have to push her down with his on foot And try to undo his zip with the other foot That is funny
LOL!! Poor cock! Aw, I want one now! A bald cockerel and some bald hens, how kinda cute! Thanks for referring me to your 'chook' poem, it made me laugh! Brilliant work :o)
Best regards,
Sharon X
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2005
Cracking story Tinka, very well put down and a beltingly good read, you certainly seemed cocksure of what you were doing...take care...Mark xx
Now this certainly appeals to my farmer's sense of humour, Tinka! Can just see it all... but you have far more compassion than my mother would have done... he'd have been the Sunday roast instead! Clever and artistically grotesque - the mind boggles. Great poetry - stimulating and satisfying in equal measure: like that old cock, I guess! :)) LOL Me? Naughty?! What DO you mean?! :)) K xx
You are funny Tink- and this Poem story is funny and your making me smile and I like that-Thanks Sweets, this was very creative- Keep it UP!!!!! lol-- Warmly and Sweetly,Sheee
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"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
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Best regards,
Sharon X
Regis
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Paul;-)
peace and love, Carole
Eileen
Thanks for the smile;}LOL
Do ya hear me laughing? Se this big cheesy smile? LOL
Hugggles
Tina
Peace,
Carolyn
Take care,
Sherry
Felix
Lurve ya!
Creativity abounds in "Funny Zipper Cock".
An enjoyable reading.
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
P.S.: Please check LINE 9 after, "Because it was time for the Priest" (minister)
any old Cock'll Do
but one with a Zipper
ain't Jack the Ripper
fun read.
TX