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A Boy and His Toys $ A Girl and Her Toys”
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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A "Ed G Rhea" dare way back then on Saturday, May 03, 2003!!
Please read this as a fun read


And nobody must feel offended by this…. Okay!!..


 


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A Boy and His Toys $ A Girl and Her Toys
J

Ed
When I was a boy
I loved to play with my toys

Tinka
When I was a girl
I loved to play with my dolls

Ed
My Tonka trucks
My little rubber duck

Tinka
With my tiny toes
And no rubber ducks

Ed
My GI Joe
and my Yo - Yo

Tinka
My toad without the bur’ ble
And tiny tots nipple’s

Ed
I have a Super ball
that bounces wildly down the school hall

Tinka
I have Super hips
That I can swing hop and skip

Ed
My Hot Wheels
gives me the thrills

Tinka
And my hot thrills
Gives him the twirl’s

Ed
I thought girls were icky.
I'd rather watch my Slinky.

Tinka
I thought boys were cute
But my mouth stayed mute

Ed
The only difference between a man and boy
is the price of his toys.

Tinka
The only difference between a girl and a woman
Is that damn MAN at the end

Ed
Well now I am a man.
My toys are much more grand

Tinka
Well now that I am a woman
My toys are much more lethal

Ed
I now have a big truck
Gave up my rubber duck

Tinka
I now have a husband
That I want to give up as well

Ed
I am now GI Joe.
Today, they have rubber Yo -Yo’s.

Tinka
I am not GI.Joe
But today I play Yo -Yo with You

Ed
Baseball, Basketball, and Football,
I love to play them all

Tinka
Squash, pick-up sticks and Joe’s balls
Wow!! I will squash them he- he- he… all

Ed
Now my Hot Wheels
is a Corvette with Mag -wheels

Tinka
Now hot deals in Hot wheels
Are my fears that gives me snotty tears

Ed
The women are no longer icky
I love it when they play with my Slinky

Tinka
The man is no longer sexy
The men are more damn sleazzzy!!


 


Copyright © 2003 ~ 2005 Tinka Boukes & Ed Rhea
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 Reviews of "A Boy and His Toys $ A Girl and Her Toys”"
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Tinka,

Always penned to poetic perfection . . . excellent!!


Hugs and love,

Lance

Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Will you guys get it together finally! Nice one Tinks!Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Michael LaSalle (Reader)
Reviewed on June 3, 2007
tink and ed, this is a collab, lol that was truly fun to read,
your words flowed exceptionally together, so perfectly, the story line kept my thoughts hypnotized, as i found my heart swept into the depths of this passionate write, reflecting the years, loved it, mike

Reviewed by Walter Jones
Reviewed on March 4, 2007
As the days wind down for us reflection takes it border patrol, and toys of life linger longer, joy is the memories, and the laughter for amussement, but soul now that carries, acceptance, we write life and still pray for love.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 27, 2005
Wildly flung and nicely hung, like the roles people play.

Ron

Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
Reviewed on November 25, 2005
What's offensive about playing with toys Tink? Its what kids do well and grown ups do better....well we understand our toys.
This one is really good fun - but if you are going to embed music use this code enclosed in right angle brackets
"BGSOUND SRC="alien96.mp3" LOOP=1"
and it only plays through once.
Better still I will send you a link for a free software mixing tool and you add your voice to the backing track.
love
Ian

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on November 25, 2005
Tinka,

LOL, this is a hoot!!!

Janny xoxoxo

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 25, 2005
Tinka
The only difference between a girl and a woman
Is that damn MAN at the end

That Damn Man!!

Reviewed by Suzy Karnow (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2005
Hehehe!Cute!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 24, 2005
keep them comming
enjoyed

William ....Love & Peace

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 24, 2005
Good one tinka i'll be grinning all night thinking of it lol,.

Felix

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on November 24, 2005
Finally Getten Message Is Never Too Late To Know Whats Toys Is All About,i.e. Who Cares Whose Offended--Just Read SUM Other Junk That's Written Fore & Past & Future at A DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...

Write Your Heart Out With Clout....

Your Friend, TRASK

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on November 24, 2005
Cute.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 24, 2005
You men are all alike, sleazy...and as for you women, well, I better keep my mouth shut, so I keep chewing my turkey, I need those teeth...Ed


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