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Farmland
by William Bonilla → (All Poetry by William Bonilla)
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As I travel through southern
Farmland
I saw Old Mcdonald
Of cause
He had a farm.

I saw a cow
Jumping over the moon
Or was that
Someone mooning the farmer.

I heard
Little puss in his boots
Playing with his fiddle diddle
Diddling his fiddle.

I heard a quack, quack here
And moo moo there
here a neigh, there a neigh
And several hee haws
But the sounds were coming
From under the hay.

There!
I looked just in time to see
The big bad wolf
Chasing tree little pigs
Or was he chasing
The farmer's daughters?

Oh!, Oh!
There's a spider wiggling down
From her web
Towards little miss Muffet
Who was sitting on her Buffet
eating whoever it was, away
Boy!
She sure looked great.

Wait a minute!
Are those two men
Sitting in a tub
With a rubber dub, dub?

Oh!
So that's what you call
a rubber dub, dub.

By: William Bonilla
03/03/07



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 Reviews of "Farmland"
Reviewed on May 18, 2007
Now, now my dear friend I really like this!
Good summation that adds up to an excellent adult nursery rhyme.

Wishing all the best to you filled with all blessings,
~Gwendolyn
((( SEMPER FI )))

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 12, 2007
What a write! I'll never see nursery rhymes the same again! Enjoyed the humor in this one...clever my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on May 11, 2007
Funny....enjoyed the break. Great write!!

George

Reviewed by HB Clayton
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
This is some funny S#.t. Loved the wolf. - HB

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
LOL! very ingenious William!

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
This poem was sure a nice way to start out the day ! CUTE! ....M

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
If that two dinned with beans, that's not on a hot water tub, they found their own jacuzzi!!!
Thanks for the laughs!
Georg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
William you and I had similar thoughts
on nursery rhymes!;-)love the humor!
Well done!

Eileen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Personally I like to bath with the ducks...e

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Hahahaha..love the funny side of you...reminded me of your Bio Pic peeping from behind the roses....lol

Love tinka

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
You have created a new farm-Animal Farm? enjoyed

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Hee, hee, old McDonald is going to get you
William. Talking bout his farm that way..

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
I'll show yer, but only at weekends..

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
William,

Ha!Ha! Funny...thanks for the laugh. Very creative.

Cynthia

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
And where was the farmers wife while all this waa going on? Cute...

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Hee hee, William,

Clever! Details of fairy tales told in childhood are a little fuzzy: age does that. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
I was really enjoying this, William, until I got to the two old men sittin in a tub, with a rubber dub dub!!!


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