My body aches in pain,
all these fools around me cause a drain.
This morning getting ready for work,
the devil stuck me with his fork.
Got in my little red truck,
almost got creamed by a big buck.

Someone talking on the cell,
almost knocked my truck to hell.
"Hey you fool,
you need to go back to driving school."
Made it to my job,
so mad I wanted to sob.

Now I have to perform,
or my boss will pitch a storm.
All I want to do is sit,
and try to get over this fit.
Just another day in the neighborhood,
so I guess I'll just be good.

G