Eula scoops hula hoops—buffs a glow
on the wide, wooly range buffalo.
She makes them swivel their hips!
(In my camcorder there’s clips.)
The hoops often stick, ne’er slips.

Looping Eula’s hula hoops (quite tight),
Hippo’s twist their middles … a sight.
Elephants upon their toes
try to extend their trunks, nose
without a sound … but trunks BLOW!

Eula hula hoops crocodiles—
one can hear them exercise for miles.
Still, thin snakes give her goose bumps,
even standing on their rumps
as a snake tends to sway, jumps.

Eula’s got tiny hoops in her ears
but I hear the gym is in ‘arrears’.
The floor has caved, fallen in,
hoops have gone around the bend.
Eula swivels with a grin.

Eula stoops and scoops her hula hoops;
exercising’s fun done with friends, groups.
When the floor caves in, go out—
the ground will hold up, no doubt.
Eula (without friends) would pout.

Eula Coup loves hula hoops, her troops
often pounds rowdy crowds into soup!