Itchy, Scratchy and Red
ran all over the bed,
got on the poor childs' head ...
making the child clutch Ted.
Ted chased Scratchy from bed--
took Itchey to the shed--
shook Red out of their heads.
The bear went back to bed!
Red, Itchy and Scratchy--
feeling blue and nasty--
to candy ran hasty ...
when swallowed ... was tasty.
Ted, again, rose from bed;
the boogers ran ahead ...
locked themselves in the shed.
They'd turned the brown bear red!
They ran to the neighbors
and into beds clammored.
The doctor, enamored,
in graves the three hammered ...
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Auch!! Jolly Scratchings!!
Love Tinka
Enjoyed this fun write; thanks for sharing!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your (hivey) Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D
(had an allergic reaction to some detergent; have hives on my neck; but they are going away slowly!)