Who said orange and purple match?
When you button, close the 'hatch'!
Yella teef a mouse will fetch
as they make most fella's 'retch'.
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
why wear purple underwear
beneath white clothes? People stare!
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
'neath your hair are brains in there?
Those 'Sheila's' with you aren't girls!
All men, guys, have hair--some curls.
Even though his name is 'Sue'
that doesn't mean he's female too.
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
why wear purple underwear
beneath white clothes? People stare!
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
'neath your hair are brains in there?
Sprawled about you're too filled 'out'
though not fat, you're very stout.
When you sit down on a pew,
folks go flying ... yes, they do!
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
why wear purple underwear
beneath white clothes? People stare!
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
'neath your hair are brains in there?
Share your cough with ev'ry squeeze
shooting phlegm wher'er you sneeze.
It's not snowing over there,
that's HER snizzles in your hair!
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
why wear purple underwear
beneath white clothes? People stare!
Idie, Idie, Idie Claire,
'neath your hair are brains in there?
Come some day you'll find a beau.
Here's my car keys! Go, go ... GO!!