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The plural of goose is geese. Shouldn�t many moose be meese? The plural of mouse is mice. Shouldn�t house turn into hice like louse is plural of lice? � The plural of give is gave, should many lives be called lave? The plural of flock is bevy. Shouldn�t clocks become �chevy�? Why is English so heavy? � The plural of man is men. Shouldn�t a fan be called fen? A bunch of flowers, a bouquet shouldn�t many crows be croquet? What are you willing to bet � that we�ll master English yet? � �

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Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Reviewed on March 22, 2004

Sandra -

A joyful poem for all to behold - charming and wonderful prose!

Robert

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed

Reviewed on March 21, 2004

My bet is, Sis, that not even the English scholars can agree on the mastery. A fun read, indeed!

blessin's,
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 20, 2004

LOL!!

Sounds like my english!!

:) Cheese-choose?

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 19, 2004

an very humorous lesson in semantics ...

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on March 19, 2004

So what, I wonder, is the plural of cheese?

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on March 19, 2004

I agree, moose, should be meese. Thanks for the smile.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 19, 2004

LOL (((HUGS)))

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