Since the day I met her,
Barbara has been rude:
she talks too loud
and dresses wild,
her speech screeches
and she scratches,
mostly … her jokes are crude!
Rue, Barb …
you’re caustic, have been booed!
Money buys you friendship—
their compliments are lies.
Lean, like a stalk,
can barely walk,
pinkish, thin, skin,
stinks! Where’ve you been?
She lives, on disguise, thrives.
Rue Barb …
your best disguise is pie!
Reindeer
Love Tinka
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
How are Doogie and your hubby doing? Tell them hi, and give them (((HUGS))) from me, okay?? Thanks!