My liver has a first name:
W H Y N O T.
My liver has a second name:
L I V E R.
You ask me, “Do you like it?”
“Gosh, no! It smells like arm pits!”
You ask me, “Do you eat it?”
“You’re joking, right?” I spit.
My liver has a first name:
W H Y N O T.
My liver has a second name:
L I V E R.
Do commercials … seeking fame,
make money, promote my name.
‘Liver’ isn’t fit for dogs—
lest they wind up at the vets!
My liver has a first name:
W H Y N O T.
My liver has a second name:
L I V E R.
I won’t advertise it long
‘cause I sing, written a song.
If someone gives you ‘Whynot’ …
return their ‘gift’ on the spot!
My liver has a first name:
S T I N K S
My liver has a second name:
G O P U K E!